Wonkysquareverse

2 facts

 * 1) nobody cares about this verse or its origins.
 * 2) it looks like a square but it is not and nobody knows why.

The Donkey
This verse is ruled by a donkey. The donkey tries to fix the square. It used to be completely square, but the donkey got bored and now it is always wonky but he tries to fix it anyway.