Red bull

Red bull is a legendary drink made of 1% Toxicium, 24% the red bull drink stuff that is drunk on a random planet in some universe named Earth, 25% Primordium Alpha, 2% Primordium Sigma, 8% of the material that makes up This one extremely powerful god entity, 25% of this weird heal material, 5% ultimate Vibrantium, and 10% lava from The Waves of Heat. It is deadly to weaker entities due to some of the materials, but it is known to make anyone who survives the drink super powerful.

effects per fluid ounce
You gain extreme strength, enough to lift a large galaxy with half of your fingernail and to strike with punches that feel like 1,000,000,000,000,000 brass knuckles made of diamond with spikes sharp enough to puncture 1,000,000 miles of concrete with wood, but with spikes on spikes on the spikes as well as more spikes and at 3,000,000,000x the speed of light with power to kill an immortal entity while becoming immortal yourself.

You also gain wings that allow you to effortlessly fly the width of the entire Primordialverse in half of a a nanosecond, as well as the ability to heal so much that your heart exploding would have the wounds from the blast (as well as the heart itself) regenerating in less than a nanosecond.

You don’t need food. You don’t need water. You don’t need air. You can survive in Primordium Omega or in The Magma Realm or even in gas Toxicium or some crazy death void or 1,000,000,000,000 below absolute zero. You are immune to voodoo dolls.

approvals

 * approved by dunkey kong.
 * approved by bongus.
 * approved by gerald.
 * approved by the pencil.
 * approved by bean man.
 * approved by alphasm.
 * approved by chunky cheese.
 * approved by carl the redeemer.