User blog:Fuzzo the fuzzy bee/Cosmic Disaster

Cosmic Disasters are like natural disasters but they are omniverse-level.

Frequency
Level 1 disasters occur on average 100 times per OYC in an omniverse, while Level 2 disasters occur 14 times per OYC and Level 3 occurs on aversge 2 times per OYC. Level 4 tends to occur once every 26 OYC and Level 5 every 874 OYC. Level 6 is hard to measure, but estimated at around once every 7,243,956 OYC. These measurements, of course, are not exact; this is just the average rate.

Death Rain
Cosmic acid rain. Deadly fluids fly from the edge of the Omniverse towards the center. At the center, they build up a core thingy and out of that core, cosmic zaps (no, not those cosmic zaps) occur, which are lightning strikes that can, at level 1, not do much, but at levels 2 and 3 they are dangerous and potentially lethal, while at levels 4 and 5 they can threaten the edge of the omniverse and at level 6 they blast away the borders and deal devastation in every nearby area. Levels otherwise effect the amount of fluids, as level 1 has barely any fluids and level 6 fills 80% of the omniverse with death liquid. The liquid is corrosive and can destroy Jupiter-planets when an asteroid-sized piece hits them.

Cosmoquake
A cosmic Earthquake. Level 1 is minor shaking, level 2 can relocate verses, levels 3 and 4 can break some weak-bordered verses, level 5 can damage the omniversal borders and shred borders of many verses, and level 6 flings everything everywhere and basically makes the omniverse fracture. Cosmoquakes have been protected against by people usually fortifying the edge of the omniverse so that level 5 will not damage it and level 6 deals minor damage. Level 6 cosmoquakes are some of the most feared events in the omniverse, as level 5 and 6 quakes go down so many layers of verses that they can damage universes, level 6 ones in particular will even cause parts of the omniverse to fly into all nearby omniverses and damage them.

Tornadoom
Tornadooms are cosmic tornadoes. Level 1 is just some strong wind but level 3 flings things around, level 4 moves the entire omniverse a little bit, and level 6 flings all structures of small sizes in the omniverse all over the place, including ones that are part of bigger ones so basically the entire omniverse is practically destroyed. The least affected ones are ones like Dave that live in Heaas in the Universe because those won’t get damaged. Tornadooms of level 6 are even more feared than level 6 cosmoquakes, as no methods have been figured out that could let Tornadooms of level 6 not literally have an 80% chance of destroying the omniverse and if not definately ruining civilization and causing permanant damage.

Corocano
No, not coronavirus volcano, corona more like the corona of a star or something idk, but anyways the corocano is a wierd mountain forming on the edge of the omniverse and shooting stars into the omniverse. It may not sound like much, but there are so many stars that they will damage all the verses severely. Level 6 is basically a giant stream of star around all of the omniverse, while level 1 shoots white dwarves a few times and then goes away. Level 6 corocanoes aren’t nearly as feared as other level 6s because most verses will be able to use force fields to block it or at least resist the star beam. Plus, they don’t even hit 100% of the verse. Corocanoes form for unknown reasons, though. One of the greatest mysteries is why they happen...

Death Event
These are about 100,000x as rare as other ones but they are extremely dangerous, as their name implies. Their Earth equivilant would probably be nuclear armaggedon. The level 1 Death Event kinda just makes verses melt or explode or be covered in deadly poison or be flung everywhere. THAT’S LEVEL 1. Level 3 is already a destroyer of the omniverse, as it pretty much destroys the omniverse immediately. Level 6 will destroy it and cause so much destruction that other omniverses will be destroyed and have death events and eventually destroy large portions of the box if not contained. The below box has population measured in GEs, which is equal to the omniverse’s average population, and BTs, which are the average population of the box. They do NOT stand for anything.