User blog:Fuzzo the fuzzy bee/Da1

Da1 cannot be accessed from the omniverse normally, you must be a little more advanced.

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I like crackers and I wanna die I wanna commit suicide with a cracker excuse me wtf this song is wierd why am I singing it here maybe because I’ll get to a secret verse within the omniverse nobody can defeat the final boss of life until the crackers are eaten why should I question this the transcendant beings of omnipotent godness are strange and this will probably do nothing but maybe it will do something I don’t even know at this point everything is full of possibilitieeeeeeees!
 * 1) To access da1, you have to first go behind a house under a plant ln a planet closer to it’s star than Venus is to the sun.
 * 2) Sing the following:
 * 1) Walk under a bridge and do 7 jumping jacks.
 * 2) Fling yourself at the edge of the multiverse.
 * 3) You will reach a place known as The Bepis Zone. Drink 1,000 gallons of bepis and say, “well, I’m stuck in a tree so ima bite your knee!”
 * 4) walk to the edge of the bepis zone. There is a 1/1,000 chance you will be teleported here.

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It has a being called the trader. It has an infinite amount of items. Give it something and it gives you something with equal value. Sentimentally valuable things cause it to give 1,000x as valuable things. If you touch the edge of the trader’s glowing white room by knocking on it like a door, it will shatter and the trader will vanish in a swirl of shadows. You can walk 1,000,000 miles and you will find a being called Guppied.