User blog:Fuzzo the fuzzy bee/Alphasm-Brand Chocolate

They are sold at the Alpha Shop, which is at the top of the pre-Alphasm hierarchy disconnected to the rest and the size is different for all people who enter; size depends on their size. The only way to get there is with an Alpha Train, which takes 12 hours from the closest station, which is in the Metareality-Web, and 17 hours from the second closest, which is in Time and reality, and would take 22 hours from Not yet if their station was operational, but is not… yet. Haha see what I did there? So funny I know. 43 hours would be needed from The Box and 82 from The Subfinal Verse, and all others take over 100 hours.

When you eat them
They are made of Great Borgers scaled up/down to fit what you need, as well as the yes, which you have to take out of there because you cannot eat the yes. When you eat the chocolate, something special happens. You are disconnected from Alphasm’s imagination and are warped out of it. This is very strange. Betasm doesn’t have it, so you’ll need large doses of ABC (Alphasm-Brand Chocolate) to escape.

Side effects

 * Amnesia
 * Wooziness
 * Vomiting
 * Scary hallucinations such as a (fake) teleportation to The Bridge.
 * Extreme crave for chicken nuggets
 * Clumsiness
 * Additional sense to know the location of the nearest Glitchonicite.