User blog:Fuzzo the fuzzy bee/Altigator

The altigator is an alligator that has a lot of alts

Alts
Here is a list of it’s alts.

Main Account
The main account is strong enough to eat galaxies and it also had moderator at 1 time but it was removed because he ate too many galaxies and got too fat to fulfill his moderator duties. This form is a giant alligator.

AltigatorIsBack
AltigatorIsBack is Altigator’s first alt. It is blue instead of green and is a crocodile instead of an alligator. It almost always dies when he switches to it so he has to revive it.

AltigatorIsBackAgain
AIBA is another alt but it’s a purple alligator and is small.

Altigator2
Altigator2 is just altigator but a crocodile and has a spiky tail for some reason, it’s also larger.

Altigator3
A black and purple version of altigator2, it is banned currently.

AltigatorAlt
A glowing yellow altigator that moves very fast and can turn invisible.

TheNewMilkMan
TNMM is a white carton of milk with the top half being the top half of a glass of milk. It is very rarely used and nobody knows it’s altigator’s alt.

BlackyBoxerBepis
BlackyBoxerBepis is a temporarily banned (2 months) altigator alt. The reason for the ban is that he keeps vandalising his own userpage. How this makes sense is unknown. Anyways, it’s a green walrus with a lorax head.

The Master of the Eat
The Master of the Eat is a default profile picture that has only done 2 things ever.

Alligatey
The original Altigator account, it was disabled by user choice and then he created a new account called Altigator a few weeks later.

Cadsbord
Cadsbord is an amazon box floating in the air. It is Altigator’s secondary account and is used a lot.

Fatrape
Fatrape was banned for having an innapropriate username.

Altigator’s Alt Home
A pocket dimension where all altigator accounts currently not being used can hang out, it is a very fun place and everyone loves to hang out here. Too bad it’s altigator accounts-only, so you’d have to sell your alts to altigator for them to get in. Altigator buys alts for maximum of $googol because he’s super duper rich. He also advertises saying that you can get super rich by selling your alts to altigator, so any alts you have can be sold to altigator. Altigator also accepts main accounts, and the only main account ever sold to him was Cadsbord. Cadsbord’s alt was also sold to him, and that alt is BlackyBoxerBepis.

Altigator’s alt store
Altigator steals people’s alts and puts them for sale, they cost $googol and the store was shut down because of reasons. The slogan was “Buy good used alts”. You can also sell alts but nobody knew you could do that so nobody ever did.

Sell Alts To Altigator
A new alt store but you can sell alts only.

Altigator’s Anal Sack
Altigator has a bunch of walruses in his anal sack for some reason.

Altigator restrant (don’t make fun of it, altigator sucks at spelling but gets really mad if you make fun of it)
Altigator doesn’t know how to spell resturant. Altigator also creates an alt and then commits suicide as that alt, switches back to his main, and then sells the dead altigators. I guess the “altigator” part of the name wasn’t wrong!

The Fap Sign
Altigator put up a billboard that said “FAP”. It was immediately taken down.

Vandalism
Altigator also r/mildlyvandaliseds various objects. Mildly. Very mildly. He also got punished by being taxed 5 of his alts for this, but he still does it.