The Black Hole Regulator

The Black Hole Regulator (or BHR for short) is a machine. It stops very heavy stuff turning into black holes. It can also delete dark matter, at a controlled level (normally). It was quasi-recently made by BruhBruhcast

There have been several attempts to hack into the BHR. Listed below are the best attempts:

Attempt 13:
A bunch of cleaners tried to make the BHR make black holes to help them clean up. The black hole swallowed them up then disappeared.

Attempt 999:
TDOG tried to hack into the BHR to make it destroy Omni-Gods so he could take a vacation and go to Las Vegas. The BHR spawned dark energy and threw the TDOG out of the Ontological Museum.

Attempt 123456789:
Babies thought the BHR was food and tried to eat it. They and their families were transported to Miami when the babies ate at least 9,999,999 qubits to gain 1 billion IQ.