User blog:ICantEdit/End-Be-All Writing (just to test how good I am at it)

The Final Barrier. The Last Destination. The End of All. The True Container. The Absolute Void. The Ultimate Verse. It goes by many names, all of which cannot even describe even 0.000...1% of the sheer size of this thing. It is the true end of all. Nothing can beyond this point. Imagining this thing will literally make your brain collapse into a singularity. Wait, no. Your brain will just disappear. Disappear into nowhere. Even if you travel infinitely fast towards its borders, you can't reach it. This thing is also expanding. Expanding into... itself? Yes, this verse also contains itself. so even if you reach its edge somehow, you'll just loop straight back into an identical copy of the thing. Escaping it is a foolish idea. Even omnipotent gods cannot travel to the border of this verse.

If you were to try to measure this thing's size using the EUSI or Finality Index, it just won't work. The numbers will break all of reality, existence, time, space, non-reality, non-existence, non-time, non-space, anti-reality, anti-existence-, anti-time, anti-space, everything imaginable, everything unimaginable, everything describable, everything indescribable, everything in between, and everything else. Any sort of measurement, no matter how arbitrary or gargantuan, cannot come close to an infinitesimal percentage of the size of this thing.

This thing is also free of logic, paradoxes, or limits. Even if you were to control this thing in its entirety, you wouldn't even be able to control even 0.00000...1% of this thing. Like I said, it doesn't care about paradoxes so this is still valid.

So in the end, making a thing larger is useless. Utterly useless. All of that bigger verse's attributes are just ignored and are still contained within this thing due to this thing's properties. So don't even try.