User blog:Someuserthing/Tucvosti (warning: extremely bizarre and random page)

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Tucvosti is a weird verse full of weird stuff and entities. It doesn't exist. Same for all the entities inside of it. It isn't located anywhere. It has a bunch of different areas.

Tueot
Tueot is like the ruler of Tucvosti. It is known for creating all the weirdness in there. It also has a special source that holds all its life: The Banana.

The Banana
The Banana is the weird ultimate life source of Tueot. It can only be accessed by Tueot, but Eeod is trying to access it. It is like a banana, but $$\infty(0,0,0...0,0,1)$$-dimensional. It is made of nothing but something. It also has a guard entity called Gotbot, which is.

Eeod
Eeod is an evil entity that tries to kill Tueot. All the rest of the information has been written in their language and is forbidden from being translated. Here it is:

Zdon a oo hed zxems duon utri. I kronta y lja av duon w hgu i sre tyskui. I sra jutso lja o duon g i szo nsk.

Rethbg
Rethbg is a random entity. It hates bubble gum. it can corrupt anthing, evev Tueot, but it doesn't because it's a tgood entity. As you can see, this text was corupted to. (the typos are on purpose)

Rwtutkolay
A Rwtutkolay is a Tucvostian time unit. It isn't equal to any amount of time, but is. Each Rwtutkolay has a number. The 0th Rwtutkolay is when Tucvosti was first created by Tueot. It is currently the Rwtutkolay 59,987. It is abbreviated with RTKY.

The creation of the Zlboamgian void (-9,842 to -9,839 RWT)
It all started in -9,842 RTKY when a Weird named Zlboamg got in a fight with a Lmnicopti. He ended up getting killed. That made his internal something go off and it started to create a giant void. It became its full size in -9,839 RTKY. It was named the Zlboamgian void.

The Rtzonikrs enter (-9,832 to -9,819 RWT)
After a few Rwtutkolay, a creature named Fddzsajjwebhm entered the realm. Apparently it was a Rtzonikr. A Rtzonikr is an impossible-shaped creature that duplicates every time you feed it a pancake. AND THEY WANTED PANCAKES. So they created an infinite flow of pancakes flowing into the realm. And it never stopped.

The pancake flow (-9,819 to -2 RWT)
Over thousands of Rwtutkolay, the number of pancakes reached _. That created the insane entity: Tueot.

The other entities (-2 to -1 RWT)
When Tueot was created, it wanted more entities. So, it told all the entities and 1 entity came: Rethbg. But a bad entity also came: Eeod. Eeod wanted to kill Tueot and take over Tucvosti. Tueot tried to get Eeod out of the verse, but couldn't. So Tueot decided to defend the verse instead.

Creating The Banana (-1 to 0 RWT)
Tueot decided it needed to make a life source that Eeod couldn't reach. So, he created a banana and named it (yes) The Banana. It channeled all of its life into The Banana is quickly as possible, which took 1 RWT.