Thread:MinersHavenM34/@comment-44711220-20200430014328

I've come to make an announcement. Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog-fucking quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife and he said it was 'this big' and I said 'that's disgusting'.

So I'mma make a call-out post on my twitter.com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except way smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like!

That's right, baby. All points, no quills, no pillows. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife so I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right, this is what you get, MY SUPER LASER PISS!

Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on THE MOOOOOON! How do you like that, Obama? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!

You have 23 hours before the piss drrrrrropllllets hit the fucking Earth. Now get outta my fucking sight before I piss on you, too. 