User blog:Fuzzo the fuzzy bee/Monko

The monko are a civilization of monkey-like intelligent lifeforms that reside inside alphasm’s body, but not in his imagination. This technically makes them post-alphasm entities that are weaker than alphasm, however there are so many that they could, if all of them teamed up, easily kill alphasm. Alphasm would revive himself, though.

Monke
Monke is a strength measurement for monkoes. Here is how strong 1 monke is:
 * First, take the strength of Alphasm and split it into 276 googolplex parts.
 * Delete all parts other than 2.
 * Take one of the 2 remaining parts and cut it in half. Now you have 1 big part and 2 small parts.
 * Delete one small part. Now you have 1 big part and 1 small part.
 * That is 42069001337 monke.

Digestive System
The monko’s mouth has teeth inside. The teeth are rounded mostly, but have small spikes pointing to the front from each side of the tooth. Some of the teeth are cubes with spikes on them. Then, the food goes into a section where there is a tube where there are corrosive acid-spurting holes.

After that, there is a stomach which has a bunch of the corrosive acid as well as more teeth. Further, there is the intestine. The intestine is a constantly-changing giant tunnel that leeds to the liver, filtering stuff, and non-filtered out stuff are sent through a giant tube to the hug, where it is converted to energy.

Filtered stuff are then brought to a divider that divides liquid from non-liquid. Liquid is sent to the dick, where the dick has some pee come out. Non-liquid is sent to the rectum, where it is released... onto the inside of Alphasm’s body. Ewww...

Circulatory System
The circulatory system is a huge tube leading to 10 lungies, AKA lungs, which turn the air into alphasm yeet, which is energy for alphasm. The alphasm yeet heads out from various visible holes... or they would be visible if the fur wasn’t there.

If the air is bad air, it is sent to the corrupthsjsmsirjchsiksofkfhso, which converts anything into air and then sends it back to the lungies. If it still isn’t air somehow, it is turned to alphasm yeet and released.

Nervous System
The nervous system is where the heart sends a bunch of blood out and then releases it into an absurdly long tube, where the bahajnpigpog is gayed turns the blood into blood and then sends it back into the heart, where the cycle repeats.

Brain System
Brain.

Gamertech
Gamertech computers are computers that have infinite RAM and everything else, plus you can get cheap crazy apps like alphasm’s imagination simulators. Perfect technology! :D

Light Battleships
Giant things that could wipe out a weak post-alphasm civilization. Storms of bullets. Rarely used.

Moderate Battleships
They could heavily damage alphasm’s interior and wipe out medium post-alphasm civilizations.

Heavy Battleships
Used in wars. Almost alphasm-level strength. This is in good because why would it be in bad?

Battleship Ω
A fairly new class of battleship that can easily Loopkill multiple vsaue-level entities at once. They are banned from use in all wars but the most important ones as well as ones against things that they could not hope to defeat otherwise.

Battleship ៘
A proposed battleship in-progress. Power levels can surpass BEAN MAN BUT AWESOME and, if they do it well enough, even Zaloƒ. The name doesn’t actually mean anything.

Ultradeath Mixture Gun
A gun that has high protective measures to ensure stability. Why does it need that? Because it shoots Ultradeath Mixture bombs. It also shoots things from 1,000x the width of Alphasm away.

Ultradeath Nuke!
Used ONLY last resort. A nuke that can wipe out a civilization full of buffed Zaloƒs in one blow. It releases uncontained Ultradeath Mixture all over the omnifrick. It hasn’t been used and they cannot garantee that it won’t wipe out the omnifrick. They actually installed defensive measures that would hopefully protect them from the blast if they were to use this.

Alphakill
A thing that is used inside alphasm to hurt alphasm. It’s use is banned and it was invented by a criminal.

Totally not fake bio-enhancement
A criminal invention that claims to enhance these guys but it’s actually an ultra-lethal bio-weapon.

Language
They speak a lot of other languages.

Monkoni
The monko currency. 1 Banoë is 10 Monkoni. 1 Zåxēùp is 10 Banoé. 1 ãįjłñvìčt is 10 Zåxēùp. Hehehe