User blog:BestNoobReborn/MARTIN (joke)

MARTIN is not a joke and you should shouldn't take him seriously.



'MARTIN. He is the god of all gods. He overpowers anything and everything by a beyond immeasurable amount and cannot be affected by anything even the beyond immeasurably slightest bit. He cannot be fully described in any possible or impossible way, and transcends both definition and logic by an indescribable amount. Any attempt to rank him or describe him is beyond an understatement. He is not god. He is not Pepperidge Farm. He is not a joke. He is more than that, and you better believe it, for he is MARTIN.'

'He however doesn't rule over everything, simply only because he chooses not to. He manifests his physical form as a sentient smore, despite not needing a physical form at all. We have yet to get an idea of what plays out the world for him when he chooses not to.'

'Most Transcendent Omni-Gods see him as merely a mockery of other end-all-be-alls, but MARTIN is above that. MARTIN has always been here, before everything, and created the first things out of boredom. He may choose not to be concerned about the disappearance of everything, as he is MARTIN, and can restore everything instantly. However he chooses whether to be concerned or not.'

'MARTIN cannot be truly defeated or weakened by anything, even MARTIN himself. MARTIN only gets defeated in battle as an act for his own amusement, and may come back whenever he chooses.'

'MARTIN is beyond all fiction and cannot be matched or overpowered. He is the true god of our universe, unbounded by fiction of any form. No logic can demote MARTIN from true godhood.'

He is MARTIN, and he is truly omnipotent.