User:Fuzzo the fuzzy bee/Episode 9


 * 8
 * Fuzzo the fuzzy bee/fuzzo (ELIMINATED)
 * Plasmath/pm (ELIMINATED)
 * Plutfuse/pf (ELIMINATED)
 * ICantEdit/ice
 * Chalkosis/chalk
 * Randomuser66/R66/randomuser (ELIMINATED)
 * LeftUnknown/Left (ELIMINATED)
 * YellowMarkers1/YM/Yellow/Yellowmarkers (ELIMINATED)
 * MinershavenM43/Minershaven/miners (ELIMINATED)
 * BestNoobReborn/Best/BNR
 * Glitchy/Glitchy999

Elimination

 * PFK: the last round went so poorly, nobody except Chalkosis is safe.
 * Chalkosis: racist
 * PFK: shush. Anyways, who will be eliminated?
 * Fuzzo: uh, BNR?
 * Plasmath: Glitchy!
 * Plutfuse: I also vote Glitchy!
 * R66: BNR.
 * Left: I’m gonna say… Glitchy.
 * Yellowmarkers: BNR leaves the game.
 * Miners: I vote 🧊
 * Ice: what?
 * PFK: ooh, it’s a tie. Let’s let the person not participating in the tie decide who stays and who leaves!
 * Ice: Glitchy stays!
 * PFK: alright! That brings us to the final 3 of IAWAOS!
 * Fuzzo: IAWAOS?
 * PFK: If AD was an object show.
 * Fuzzo: oh, ok.
 * PFK: this means it’s the finale!
 * Chalkosis: epik
 * Eg: ok, the last challenge is a combination of all the previous challenges!
 * Go through the poo poo nation
 * Row a boat across Gaypride river
 * Make a megabyte-sized page
 * Attack a discord server (it’s not really much of a raid this time)
 * Make a floating island fall down.
 * Cross Brazil
 * Limbo (minimum 10 crossed under)
 * Climb a mountain
 * Dodge a bunch of fireballs
 * And finally, a new challenge: eat an egg!
 * Ice: that last one doesn’t sound very hard.

The final challenge

 * Chalkosis: this will be easy. This poo poo nation doesn’t look dangerous!
 * (Glitchy glitches his way across the poo poo nation)
 * Ice: eraser BOUNCE!
 * Chalkosis: oh, ok, well, I made it.
 * Glitchy: I’m just gonna run along with the river.
 * Chalkosis: rulebreaker! I also think I’ll go the waterfall path.
 * Glitchy: me too, since I don’t wanna be abducted again. I also won’t be using a boat.
 * Ice: are you mad, Chalkosis? I’m going for the forest.
 * Glitchy: alright, made it! Earth was deleted, so let’s just copypaste Chalkosis’ old userpage like Plutsmath did.
 * Chalkosis: oh right, the big waterfall! I’ll just stay in this boat.
 * Ice: I hope I don’t get abdu-AAA!
 * David: hello. I am David.
 * Ice: Bruh. I’m going to obliterate you! pencil stab!
 * David: ouch.
 * Ice: alriiiigggghhhhtttt… the boat went on without me. Welp, I’ll just eraser bounce the rest of the way!
 * Glitchy999: oh, this server. Hmmm… hello! I’m gonna glitch you!
 * (The server kicks everyone because of a glitch)
 * Chalkosis: alright, Megabyte? My old userpage will be used. Hehe.
 * Glitchy: Oh, this contest. I was never actually able to do this one. This might be a problem.
 * Ice: Alright, megabyte? I still have Fuzzo’s google translated thegatus with me, I guess I’ll just copypaste that. This will take forever.
 * Chalkosis: This server is empty, so I’ll just break this stream.
 * (The stream doesn’t break)
 * Chalkosis: oh crap it’s too strong!
 * Glitchy: glitching bowling balls into existence is boring, but it’s lowering this thing. I’m 30% down.
 * Chalkosis: HNNNNNG!!!
 * Ice: Alright, 629,567 bytes. Getting closerish.
 * Chalkosis: HNNNNNNNG!!!
 * Glitchy: 50% down. This is so slow, I’m going to lose! Oh wait, Ice is still on the megabytes and Chalkosis is on the Discord, so I’m in the lead.
 * Ice: 817,984 bytes. Almost there.
 * Chalkosis: AGH! I can’t even use the meat grinder on this thing! I’m gonna be stuck here forever!
 * Ice: 1,154,987…
 * Glitchy: 70% down, oh no, they are catching up!
 * Ice: oh hey Chalkosis!
 * Chalkosis: hi!
 * Ice: I don’t think this server needs damage, it’s already destroyed.
 * Chalkosis: Ugh, everybody keeps cheating! Wait, why don’t I just destroy a different stream?
 * (It breaks)
 * Chalkosis: PERFECT!
 * Ice: ok utilibots, destroy got the steel balls? Alright, here we go!
 * Chalkosis: I’ll just get R66 on this thingy, he’s obese now, right?
 * R66: ye
 * Chalk: oke
 * Glitchy999: alright! I made it. Finally.
 * Ice: oh no, Brazil? I guess I’ll do the Vietnam strats and hide in the trees. Wait, why is there a cow up here? Ok I have to get down.
 * Chalkosis: here is my Brazil pass, I can continue!
 * Snek: ok.
 * Ice: w-what the!?
 * Glitchy: Ice, what do we do here?
 * Ice: eraser bounce!
 * Glitchy: wait but I can’t- oh he’s gone.
 * Chalkosis: I could cross 100 of these! (Gets really short and flings himself through them)
 * Ice: oh, uh, I guess I can roll?
 * PFK: NO!
 * Ice: ok, I guess I’ll do… uhh…
 * Ice: ugh this is tough
 * Glitchy: oh no a snek and a worm! I’m gonna jump up! Oh no a cow! Uhhh… swing! Keep swinging! No, that won’t work, uhh… Glitch teleport!
 * Chalkosis: boing! At the summit! Now just for the egg and fireballs. Dodge-dodge-dodge-dodge-OW!
 * PFK: ooh, Chalk needs to try again!
 * Ice: alright, finished! Wait, a mountain? Oh no, I have to do this one? Just gonna eraser bounce my way up quickly. Wait, that actually worked? Yay!
 * Chalkosis: ugh this is so tough! Attempt 42069, here we go.
 * Glitchy999: Alright, limbo was easy, moving on to the mountain. Lemme just Glitch up this one.
 * Ice: alright! I’m at the egg!
 * Chalkosis: me too!
 * Glitchy: alright, glitch dodge and stuff, and…
 * Ice: alright, 2 seconds until the egg is finished…
 * Chalkosis: mine is finished! Time to eat it!
 * Glitchy: WAAAAIT! (Jumps right at the egg and eats it and it’s shell raw)
 * Chalkosis: oh.
 * Ice: what?
 * Glitchy: Wow, I actually won.
 * PFK: yes you did! Glitchy wins the game! But who places second?
 * Chalkosis: nom
 * PFK: ok, Chalk is second, Glitchy is first, Ice is third.
 * S2E1