User blog:Endoram/Baby Kata

Baby Kata is a child created by Shrek The Poo God. He has been cloned many times and is used to build Turd Pillars, POOPverses, and prison cells. He is known

to wipe Shreks intestines with slugey turds, and he gets his power from it.

The Baby Creator
The Baby Creator A.K.A TBC is a machine which creates babys. And if Shrek wants to create Baby Katas, then he activates the TBC, which then takes those babys and stuff their mouths with cocaine, it is really efective.

History
Baby kata was created when Shrek found out about science in 2001. Then, he learnd about cloneing, and so, there were millions of Baby Katas.