User blog:Fuzzo the fuzzy bee/Breakerbonk

Breakerbonks are things that can happen when Cheems bonks Alphasm a little bit too hard.

First Breakerbonk
It was recorded in -16,230 OYC. It gave Alphasm a major headache.

What does a breakerbonk do?
A breakerbonk severely damages the verses in the pre-Alphasm hierarchy. Verses below class 4 should be safe (kinda), but class 4 and above are shaken and experience a major versequake (an earthquake but with a verse), and physics also is damaged and the hierarchy is messed up, sometimes causing things like a class 5 verse containing a class 8 verse or 3+2=187, or maybe The Bubble Blower is stuck in The Near Everything, who knows! The hierarchy usually recovers after about 4 OYC on average.

How to survive a breakerbonk
There are multiple ways to survive a breakerbonk.

Breakerbonk bunker
These have been built in most verses with a government controlling them. They are safe from a breakerbonk. It usually takes 5 breakerbonks for a breakerbonk bunker to stop working due to too much instability.

Migration
Quick! To the box! It’s low enough on the hierarchy, the effects should be minor!

The Alphasm Chocolate Method
Just eat the chocolate.