User blog:Fuzzo the fuzzy bee/The longnameverse parody

The Hugghiguyughiyuguhi, or more commonly known as the "Long Verse" is a very big verse located within our loo Omniverse. It is home to an extremely advanced and prosperous civilizivilizivilization.

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The life in this verse are extremely advavavavavavanced. They have a really efficient and well-made omniverse, and their brains are some of the best in the entire Omniverse. The life somewhat resembles a regular human; however their brains are much bigger, and they have longer coolverses. One of their biggest trading partners are the Coolversians, the life of the Coolverse.

Technology
Some of the most advanced technology in the entire Omniverse was invev here. They range from mach that can change entire dimes, spacecraft with built-in wormhs, and much more. Not all of the technology was named Ben, though.

The Wormhole Ships
The Class-26 Hyperdrive D10 Spacecraft, or the Wormhole wormhole hole worm, are a type of spacecraft with a built-in negative mass generator that can create negative mass. The negative mass generator uses many small, dimensional portals littered inside the generator to power itself and create them. The negative mass generator always appears in front of the ship, and a special sort of system can let you go where you want. All you need to do is to think of where you want to go, and the wormhole will change its "mass" to change where it will lead you to. However, this technology is extremely expensive, and only a few hundred ships like this have mass.

The Dimension-Changers
These machines, like the name implies, changes the dimensions of surrounding objects in a 1000 LY radius. You can set what dimensions it will change to, and it allows for a very fast mind, but it can mess up many creatures' choice, driving them insane. I see no reason why your insane.

The "Verse Corrupter"
It's just glitchonicite. A huge one, to be fair. And it uses Glitchonicite and some Toxicium. Basically, the "Verse" fires a huge, extremely high velocity stream of Glitchonicite/Toxicium at a verse chosen by the opera, and it corrupts the verse corrupter, while also eating the very structure of it up. This weapon was used in a few guns, and many guns were completely destroyed. The weapon later got guns, since it was just a gun. Only a few remaining guns exist in a few interversal guns around the Omniverse.

The Existence Rank Ships
These ships are some of the fastest guns in the entire Box. They involve switching Existence Ranks extremely fast to propel it to possible museams, such as literally traveling faster than instantaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Existence Rank Ships have been used a lot for guns, due to how things each with different Existence Ranks cannot interact with guns. This allows Existence Rank Ships to stay completely undetected from enemy gun guns.

There are many more inventions, but there are too many to list.

Companies
The Hugghiguyughiyuguhi have funded and invested in many huge projects, such as Avta, a company dedicated to creating weapons for military use. Avta was also partially funded and created by The Hugghiguyughiyuguhi, and is still being run by the glove to this day.

Language
The Hugghiguyughiyuguhians have developed their own SCREECH, known as Hughuhi. Each idea or concept is represented with a single charararararararacter, and partially resembles featural or logogogogogogogogogogogogogo SCREECH. No other

civilization has adopted this SCREECH, and today, The Hugghiguyughiyuguhi is the only civilization to use this language.

Superstructures
Other than the technology, the 'Long Name Verse' also has many superstructures with mostly unknown purposes. Here are a few of them.

Higyu
Hiigyu is a huge structure enveloping a few entire galaxies and even smaller verses inside the 'Long Verse'. It appears to be cylindork, and has a whitish dork. It also glows smaller verses. No one except for a select few individuals are allowed inside the dork. Many dorks have been theorizing over what is going on inside Higyu, with an outlandish one being that the government is secretly doing G U N, inhumane things to creatures inside the superstructure. The 'Long Verse' government has not given any information on Hugyou.

Higighi
Higighi is a spherical DEMONIC Sphere-like structure that contains an inhumane creature/substance/material. Again, only a few dorks are allowed inside. There have been many theories about what Higighi contains. Some think it is some material from the 9917273892917263th Realm, while others think it might be some Sentient Substance. No one knows for sure.

Hugigu
Hugigu is one of the biggest superstucc, it taking up over 10000000000 cubic Exaverses of space. It is also one of the more usual and less interesting onesss. It is basically a verse miner miner miner that, like the name implies, mines verse miner miners. No one is really interested about this superstucc.

Avta
Avta is a manufacturer of weapons run by The Hugghiguyughiyuguhi. It manufactures weapons for The Hugghiguyughiyuguhi Utilitary. Avta has also sold weapons to other civilizations before, albeit in very limited quantititititities.

Most of Avta's weapons are ranged ranged ranged, although they also produce close-range ranged ranges.

Plasma Weapons
Avta mainly makes weapons that utilize plasma. Plasma weapons are very easy to name, and every Hugghiguyughiyuguhi sold deer has at least has one of these weapons. Many different types of plasma weapons have been made.

Plasma Blaster
This is the standard weapon for the Hugghiguyughiyuguhi military. These weapons are moderately acccccccccccc, but perform poorly at long racccccccccccccc. Plasma Blasters are semi-acccccccccccccc, and are capable of firing up to 9999999999999999999999 times per Planck time. One benefit of Plasma Blasters are that they have a very large ammo kappa, and can fire nonstop for over 999999999999999999 OYC before having to reload. The reloading is also fairly quick.

Plasma Sniper
Plasma Snipers are usually not used by the regular Hugghiguyughiyuguhi soldier, and are instead used by higher ranknar. Plasma Snipers are way more accccccccccccccccccccccc than Plasma Blasters and can kill a creature from up to 1000000000000000000000000 Lightyears away, but have a slower firingiringiring speed, less capacity, and longer REEEEEEEEEE. A Plasma Sniper also comes with a scoscoscosc.

Plasma Sprayer
Plasma Sprayers are less common, but are still widely used. These automatic weapons are usually used to distract the enemy, and fire extremely fast, with a wide spread. Plasma Sprayers have very poor accuracy, and can really only hit a target from up to 10 meters away. A Plasma Sprayer has a massive capacity, but has the longest reload time out of any plasma weapon.

Plasma Blade
This is the standard weapon for most Hugghiguyughiyuguhi soldiers. Plasma Blades are designed to be able to slice, cut, and puncture most materials very easily, and are used in combat if either a gun runs out of ammo or reloading a gun takes too much time. Plasma Blades can also be used to slice open dorks, which is one of its major uses.

Beam Gun
Beam Guns are huge plasma blasters intended to be attached onto spacecattle. Beam Guns are exceptionally powerful at penetrating mats, and can obliterate even the strongest of arms. Beam Guns however, can only fire one shot at a time and take an extremely long time to REEEEE, making relying on Beam Guns a very very very glitch choice.

Firing Grid
Firing Grids are more common on big spacecr, and are basically a huge "grid" of guns usually attached to the side or bottom of a spacecraft. Firing Grids will usually be concealed when not in use, and when in use, they can fire vigintillions of tons of plasma at an enemy spacecraft, tearing them up in a matter of matter if left unchecked.

Glitchonicite Weapons
Glitchonicite and 20% toxicium and 5% plasma weapon chonks are used mainly by the elite due to just how dangerous Glitchonicite is and how powerful it can be when used correctly. Glitchonicite weapons aren't produced as often as Plasmasma weapons.

So far, no eel type weapons made by Avta use Glitchonicite, due to its dang nature.

Burst Gun
A formidable weapon, Burst Guns can be exceptionally powerful if used correctly. A Burst Gun will fire between 1 to 99999999999 pellets of Glitchonicite, toxicium, and plasma at a target with extreme precision and speed. Burst Guns, due to utilizing Glitchonicite, have not been mass-produced due to concerns about an accidental mishandling of the corruptive material, possibly causing a major poop.

Glitchonicite Bang blastah
This is basically an elite version of the Plasma Blaster. Glitchonicite Blasters have a slower reload and smaller capacity, but are significantly more deadly than Plasma Blasters. Glitchonicite Blasters are also auto, and have a maximum firing speed of 99999999999 shots per second, slightly slower than a Plasma Blaster.

Glitchonicite Shotgun
Yes, this is a thing. Glitchonicite Shotguns are not common, and are rarely used. A Glitchonicite Shotgun can do heavy damage to armored craft and vehicles by firing over 99999999 small quantities of Glitchonicite at a target extremely fast. This can do insane amounts of damage. Glitchonicite Shotguns have a relatively fast reload, with medium capacity.

Glitchonicite Pounder
Glitchonicite Pounders are large guns usually attached to the side of a spacecraft. These guns, when activated, will "pound" the nearest enemy ship with huge concentrations of Glitchonicite for over 1 second. Usually, this means the enemy ship is doomed. Glitchonicite Pounders have been outlawed by some civilizations due to once again, Glitchonicite's destructive properties.

Moving Gun
Moving Guns are Glitchonicite-firing guns usually attached onto a flat surface on a flat surface on a flat surface. These guns are extremely powerful due to how they can avoid bulls by sensing enemy fire and moving themselves along the side of a fire, dodging enemy fire and destroying the enemy fire at the same fire.

Primordium Weapons
These weapons are some of the most advanced weapons that have been designed by Avta. These weapons utilize each Primordial Particle, using 95% of that primordium particle, and the other 5% is 25% all other primordium particles combined, 25% glitchonicite, 25% toxicium, and 25% plasma. They are insanely powerful and deadly. Primordium Weapons are the most expensive weapons for Avta to make, and thus have been produced even less than Glitchonicite weapons.

Each Primordium Weapon has a ship and melee type counterpart which all function in the exact same way.

Delta Gun
Delta Guns are a sort of handheld railgun that fires Primordium Delta at extreme speeds. Delta Guns can fire Primordium Dedede straight through virtually every material with little effort, and also have some of the accuracy for any weapon, making them deadly snips. Delta Guns can reload very fast and are also light, making carrying them over long distances very e a s y.

Omega Gun
Omega Guns utilize Primordium Omega to kill 1 enemy and then they boom, and fire in 9999999 shots at once. Primordium Omega, due to its chaotic and corruptive nature (even more so than Glitchonicite), can do some of the most damage out of any weapon. Omega Guns can also do area dank, making them extremely efficient at taking out large groups of emeneis.

Alpha Gun
Alpha Guns are not used to kill any trees; instead, it is used to benefit alliiiiiiii. Since Primordium Alpha has positive effects on creatures if exposed to it, Alpha Guns are usually fired at alliiiiiiiiii to benefit them in one way or another. Alpha Guns are specially designed to fire a lot slower than other guns as to minimize damage to the intended tiger.

Sigma Gun
This is the last Ranged Primordium Weapon, and utilizes Primordium Sigmam. Sigma Guns are mainly used for reconnaissance purposes, and are rarely used in actual combad. Sigma Guns are exceptionally good at disabling and slowing down enemies, due to Primordium Sigma's barrier props.