User blog:BestNoobReborn/Glumbo

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' NOTICE: This page is meant to be a joke. Credits go to Polygon Donut for the information and image for the battle, as it's based on his full cat meme timeline. '

Glumbo
Glumbo is a legendary being that was created by the Angel Cat in an attempt to restore peace after a cat that survived a nuke caused the world to fall into anarchy, however Glumbo had other intentions. He escaped from god himself to alter timelines and use that power to his advantage. He created the Glumbo Subordinate, turned the Smol Cat into the Tall Cate, and created the Glumbo Chile, which created Butternut. After all these gods were created, they went up against God Cat and in all timelines the God Cat lost control over the universe after the fight.



Glumbo Subordinate
The Glumbo Subordinate is a being created by Glumbo that was created from all the timelines where the nuke cat tried to commit a federal crime and/or dismantle the government and got caught in the process, now stuck in jail forever. The jailed nuke cats were broken free and combined together with Glumbo's energy to create the Glumbo Subordinate. Later, after the D Cat broke the Tall Cate into 3 pieces, the Glumbo Subordinate found these pieces and reassembled the Tall Cate.

Glumbo Chile
The Glumbo Chile is another being that was created by Glumbo using all the timelines in which the nuke cat painfully died to a 2nd nuclear bomb. The pain of all those nuke cat deaths were converted into cosmic energy and was used to turn one of them into the Glumbo Chile. Unlike Glumbo's other subordinates, this one is in a green sock rather than a white one.

Butternut
Butternut was created by the Glumbo Chile, where the rage of the nuke cats that went down the path of torment was combined to turn one of those tormentor nuke cats into Butternut. Butternut has mastered psychological manipulation, and can manipulate any entity to do what it pleases.

Tall Cate
Glumbo turned the Smol Cat into the Tall Cate. Tall Cate is immensely powerful, and can wipe out many cats in an instant. Luckily, the D Cat gave it's life to separate the Tall Cate into 3 pieces, that were unfortunately found and reassembled by the Glumbo Subordinate.

After all these entities have been created (and after Tall Cate is reassembled) they go up against the God Cat 5v1. If Butternut psychologically manipulates the God Cat into handing over control to Glumbo, the God Cat will be killed by Glumbo, and Glumbo and it's subordinates rule the universe. If God Cat kills all these beasts, God Cat will lose control over the universe in the process, and the Cate, the child of the Tall Cate after it's 2nd defeat, will be chosen to be the new ruler.