User blog:Fuzzo the fuzzy bee/Dunkey kong’s wife

Requested by chalkosis. Dunkey kong’s wife is the Queen of the Dunkeyverse, thus technically making dunkey kong the king of the dunkeyverse. Dunkey kong’s wife is about half as strong as dunkey kong, and is unable to but currently practicing to be able to use the obamium form. Dunkey kong’s wife is, similar to dunkey kong, beyond omnipotent and omniscient, but unlike dunkey kong, is not omnipresent. If DK’s wife dies, she can just come back, similarly to dunkey kong. Dunkey kong’s wife is not immune to parasites and viruses, again, unlike dunkey kong. Dunkey kong’s wife has an irrational fear of below negative-sized positive numbers. Dk’s wife does not have acess to the core of everything. Dunkey kong’s wife has a limit of being in 10 places at once, a size limit of 300 km at normal form, and a size minimum limit of -100 at normal form. In strength, she is weaker than gerald.