User:Fuzzo the fuzzy bee/assassination - a fuzztale


 * Fuzzo
 * BNR
 * Yellowmarkers
 * LeftUnknown
 * ICantEdit
 * Chalkosis
 * R66
 * Plasmath
 * Miners
 * Plutfuse
 * Glitchy

The tale
Once upon a time, in the land of Alldimensium, there was someone named BestNoob. One day, bestnoob tragically died in a war, however he was reborn as BestNoobReborn. (Ice facepalms) (Glitchy and Chalkosis are having a friendly little chat) (Scene cut to yellowmarkers and left with bnr and miners)
 * BestNoobReborn: hey ice, I’m back!
 * Ice: *gasp* I thought you were dead!
 * BNR: I’m going to go tell the others!
 * Ice: Me too!
 * Ice: Fuzzo, Bnr’s back!
 * Fuzzo: Who’s Bnr?
 * BNR: I’m back!
 * Glitchy: Cool! Y0u’ve 4rriv3d!
 * Chalkosis: Racist
 * Fuzzo: Plasmath! Plutfuse! R66! What board game are you guys playing?
 * R66: Pepperidge farm party!
 * PlutFuse: apparently bnr’s back!
 * Fuzzo: that’s what I was about to tell you.
 * Plasmath: guys, I rolled a goldfish... what does that mean?
 * R66: It means egg.
 * Plasmath: wat
 * Miners: dead——>alive——>choo choo
 * Ym: wat
 * Left: Bnr is back, guys.
 * Ice: Yep he is!
 * Miners: Eye skewb has choined the jat.

Chapter 2: Adopted!
(everyone gasps) (ultmt monko recovers glitchy)
 * Ultmt Monko: Ima adopt AD!
 * Mira laime: uh ok-
 * Ultmt Monko: Yays!
 * Ice: who’s that new user?
 * Ultmt Monko: an ultimate ToG.
 * Left: wat
 * Fuzzo: did someone say ultimate ToG?
 * R66: pepperidge farms are better
 * Miners: Mincer
 * Chalkosis: what mincer?
 * PlutFuse: weren’t we playing PFP?
 * Plasmath: Yes.
 * Fuzzo: playing profile picture.
 * Glitchy: 3rr0r, not owner
 * Ultmt Monko: grrr! (Kills glitchy)
 * Fuzzo: OH MY GOD WHAT WAS THAT FOR!?
 * Miners: Glitchydedtobitchy
 * Fuzzo: @level 4 - box GUYS THIS IS SERIOUS!
 * Ice: go away.
 * Chalkosis: ping!
 * Fuzzo: Glitchy just DIED!
 * Ultmt Monko: not for long!
 * Glitchy: ugh? Th4t hur1. 1|-\41 |-\\_/|^1. 11010010101010011001110

Chapter 3: The Plan
(A few days later)


 * Ultmt Monko: delete, aaaaand delete, aaaaand delete, aaaaand delete...
 * Fuzzo: what do we do? He’s deleting all our pages! We only have 1,000 left!
 * Ym: I say we assassinate him!
 * Ultmt Monko: what did you say?
 * Ym: nothing!
 * Ultmt Monko: oh no, you’re not getting off that easily! Neither are you Fuzzo!
 * Fuzzo and Yellowmarkers: uh oh

ZAP!

ZAP
 * Left: ...
 * Yellowmarkers: this hurts so bad...
 * I’m dying...
 * Chalkosis: stop overreacting
 * PlutFuse: good point.
 * R66: fish
 * Ice: how is that in any way related to this?
 * Left: yeah!
 * R66: frogge
 * Ice: nevermind.
 * Fuzzo:
 * Miners: Human centipede
 * BNR: lol
 * Ice+Plasmath+Fuzzo+Left: Bruh
 * Miners: BOGN
 * Ultmt Monko: hehe
 * All: wut?
 * Ultmt Monko: he he he he

Chapter 4: Weaknesses and failures
(At the hospital)
 * Ice: I hate the new guy
 * Chalkosis: *slow panting*
 * Bnr: I might have been reborn only to die again...
 * Left: quit being so dramatic, we’re just injured. Not dead.
 * F zz: H e d-di d s... s, say mi-gh-ut b. E
 * Ym: ooh, Fuzzo’s hurt... badly... ugh... (cough)
 * Miners: Ouchies > > > > Mining
 * Ice: I think I’m paralyzed...
 * Fuzzo: o-oh no... i e ce ...
 * R66: my fish tank is good
 * PlutFuse: Why are you a fish?
 * R66: bob
 * PlutFuse: that’s not what I asked.
 * Plasmath: it does say bob the fish.
 * Yellowmarkers: I’m just a glob of goo...
 * Fuzzo: You’re always a glob of goo
 * Glitchy: true.
 * Doctor Tweer: here is a list of your conditions.
 * Ice is paralyzed but can still talk
 * Chalkosis can barely do anything, he’s so tired and slightly injured
 * yellowmarkers has a bit of a cough, also injured
 * Bnr is hurt pretty badly.
 * R66 is doing quite well.
 * Miners is heavily injured.
 * Plutfuse is injured.
 * Plasmath might not be able to do plasma math in this condition.
 * Glitchy: is unstable.
 * Left got hurt badly, but not too badly.
 * Fuzzo: Wh a ut me?
 * Doctor Tweer: ah, uh, you are... probably going to take a little while to recover... if you do at all.
 * Fuzzo: aww man.
 * Ice: what do you know about ultmt monko?
 * Doctor Tweer: well, He is weaker if you make him powerless and then attack him before he can change it back.
 * Left: I can do that!
 * Doctor Tweer: you just need to recover first.

Chapter 5: The Waiting Game
A few weeks later... (A few hours later)
 * Yellowmarkers: I don’t feel much pain now... am I better?
 * Doctor Tweer: yes, all of you are better.
 * Ice: except Fuzzo.
 * Doctor Tweer: yes, except Fuzzo.
 * Fuzzo: I’m feeling mostly better.
 * Doctor Tweer: I’m glad we were able to keep all of you alive. It seemed like a 50/50 chance for Fuzzo.
 * Fuzzo: I’m lucky.
 * R66: Lucky? I recovered in five days!
 * Doctor Tweer: Well, you weren’t hit as hard. The fish tank protected you.
 * Bnr: So... can we get up now?
 * Doctor Tweer: We should take a few more hours for Fuzzo to completely recover.
 * Miners: survival of the fattest
 * Chalkosis: wat
 * Fuzzo: let’s go try to assassinate Ultmt Monko.
 * Glitchy: Go0d 1de4.
 * Plasmath: Can you stop speaking like that?
 * Glitchy: 1 c4n’t.
 * Ice: alright, let’s get to this!

Chapter 6: Taking Action
(Ultmt Monko charges to deal with Ice, Chalk, and Bnr) (The side attackers come in as well as yellowmarkers from the back) (Everyone attacks Ultmt Monko and kills him)
 * Yellowmarkers: alright. Ultmt Monko’s palace is that way. Fuzzo, Plasmath, and Plutfuse. You can all fly, right?
 * Fuzzo+Plasmath+Plutfuse: yep!
 * Yellowmarkers: good. You’ll attack from above when I say “hamborgers”.
 * Chalkosis: what about me, nazi?
 * Yellowmarkers: I’m not a nazi. Anyways, you and ice will help bnr attack the front when I say “Gemmie”.
 * Ice+bnr: got it.
 * Yellowmarkers: Glitchy and miners!
 * Glitchy: what?
 * Miners: flanksteak
 * Yellowmarkers: You two will attack the left side of the palace when I say “Crocodile”.
 * R66: what’s my role? Egg?
 * Yellowmarkers: R66 and Leftunknown will attack the right of the palace when I say “Zombification”.
 * Left: ok. What about you?
 * Yellowmarkers: I’ll attack the back of the palace. Also, Left and bnr and ice and miners, you will help turn Ultmt Monko temporarily powerless.
 * Left+Bnr+Ice+Miners: got it.
 * Yellowmarkers: Gemmie!
 * Ice: that’s our signal, guys!
 * Ultmt Monko: attackers on the front! I’ll get them!
 * Yellowmarkers: Crocodile Zombification!
 * Left: let’s do this!
 * Glitchy: it’s time, guys!
 * Ultmt Monko: Haha! You’re reinforcements won’t be enough!
 * Yellowmarkers: Hamborger!
 * Ultmt Monko: stop spouting gibberish!
 * Yellowmarkers: time for me to head back!
 * Ultmt Monko: fleeing, are you? I’ll just head back inside...
 * Fuzzo: surprise!
 * Ultmt Monko: what the!?
 * Plasmath: We got you surrounded!
 * Ultmt Monko: no you don’t!
 * Fuzzo: look behind you.
 * Ultmt Monko: Ice, chalk, and Bnr? Ha! They can’t beat me!
 * Yellowmarkers: We got you. Give up.
 * Ultmt Monko: never!
 * Yellowmarkers: ban him!
 * Ultmt Monko: I’m an ultimate ToG! I’ll just come back!
 * Yellowmarkers: get him while he’s busy unbanning himself!

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