User blog:Parker Matt/Unfortunate News

I regret to inform you that earlier this week a googology wiki admin by the name of Griffin Miller (known by the online pseudonym Username5243) was arrested following the discovery of the body of an Asian-American girl named Patricia Wong found on his property.

It was alleged that after Mr.Miller invited the underage girl into his home to learn a form of googology known as “DNA ordinalism” he bludgeoned the female with a baseball bat until she lost consciousness. She died from blunt force trauma to the skull. Griffin Miller would go on to slice open her body with butcher knives he stole from the local Home Depot and write out several equations on the wall in her blood. He would post these photos along with images of her beaten up corpse on the googology server with the comment “the DNA ordinal lives, she doesn’t”. After this he would rape her several times, using the semen and blood to create a modified recipe for a cocktail he had learned in a Julia Childs cookbook. He believed drinking this cocktail would give him super powers and let him challenge Satan to a rock off, who would hand over the keys to Hell after being out rocked and let Griffin torture people for eternity.

He was arrested following a high speed chase in his mother’s white bronco and was sentenced yesterday. Later his mother was found tied up and drowned in the family hot tub, with Griffin’s baby sister having been charred to death in the oven. He had put the temperature to 420 degrees fahrenheit because “it sounded funny and I wanted to kill my little sis in a funny way”

In a stunning twist it was also revealed Griffin Miller was responsible for killing Tony's dad, having done it on a dare for $80.00. While most V&Ders can only say "good riddance" (as Tony's dad led an infamous wave of vandalism and sockpuppetry against the wiki once), many are still incensed that Mr.Miller would do such a thing.

No doubt when you read this news it may come as a shock, and prove highly disturbing. Know though that the googology wiki admins have contacted reputable therapists to be in the server at all times in light of the disturbing imagery users were exposed to.

In these difficult and dark times let us not forget the warm light and empathetic compassion of many googologists who have done their best to assist those suffering from the news of Griffin Miller’s heinous actions. These include Eryx Jayakari, Bo-gyu Jeong, and Edwin Shade.


 * We rise by lifting others. ~ Robert Ingersoll

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