User blog:Fuzzo the fuzzy bee/Book: all you need to know about dunkey kong.

This book is a rare book to be found in the box, with only 1 in 1,000,000 stores having 1 copy. Of course, kt is more common to find in stores outside of the box. Strangely, the Infinibook’s writing cannot change this book, and doing so makes it get so unstable that paragraphs start flying out, and sometimes entire pages. This usually only happens on this big of a scale when a lot of too-big-for-the-book things are written down, but it only needed one. It has 172,364,238 pages, which is about 6x as much as the length of an average novel in places where it can be bought. It costs an average of (the equivilant of) 10,000,000 USD, which is only about twice the average of a book for most entities in places where you can buy it. It also is 40 lightyears top to bottom, about 1.3x the size of an average book where it comes from. It is not copyrighted. The percentages of chapter sizes don’t add up to 100% for some reason. 5 severely shortened chapters are shown here, but 4,000% of the book are parts of the 1,247 other, lesser chapters. Here is a severely shortened and translated version of the book.

CHAPTER 1: WHO IS DUNKEY KONG? (30% of pages)

dunkey kong is our god. There are very few beings stronger than him. He is OP beyond belief and can even kill some of the few beings that are stronger than him.

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Dunkey kong is so powerful that he is not only omnipotent and omniscient but he is also omnipresent, meaning that everywhere you go, everywhere you are, no matter what you’re doing, you’re technically inside dunkey kong.

CHAPTER 2: DUNKEY’S POWERS (80% of pages)

He can instantly destroy anything at will but he doesn't want to because he is very nice.

Dunkey kong can break any law of physics at will and do anything he wants due to his omnipotence. He can create matter at will and destroy it and not only that but the matter he makes can be any kind of matter and he can change any properties of anything at will.

Anything done to dunkey kong will be reversed. he regenerates everything negative done to him before it ever happens.

He can do everything, can remove anything from existence and change what time it is and do ANYTHING YOU CAN OR CAN’T THINK OF. He is truly a god. Also Dunkey Kong can go anywhere he wants and can be in several different places at once, and by default, is everywhere at once, being omnipresent.

He is so insanely powerful a true god beyond everything would be less than nothing to him. He is beyond All-powerful, Omnipotent, Omnipresent, Omniscient, and god. And that’s an Understatement.

he can stop time and resume time and erase time and erase assets. He can change laws of physics and change properties of objects. He doesn't need physical contact or contact at all to do anything because he can just do anything with less than his mind.

Dunkey Kong's infinite arsenal of abilities coupled with his sheer strength and his infinite speed allow him to destroy things that are more powerful than he is (of which there are few). Dunkey Kong can morph into anything and change the properties of his body to be anything that he wants.

Dunkey Kong's omniscience rules out all surprises so nobody can stealth or surprise kill him. He knows what the enemy will do next and he knows EVERYTHING. He knows that you are reading this. He knows when you started reading this. He knows when you will stop reading this. He knows Literally everything about everything even on subquarkic scales. Dunkey Kong has no end to his positive stats and his negative stats are nonexistent so all ways to kill Dunkey Kong are ruled out. If Dunkey Kong is killed he can come back infinitely.

Even when dead or nonexistent, Dunkey Kong can do anything he wants because of his omnipotence. Dunkey Kong can change laws of physics anywhere, change properties of things, change the power of other entities, change his own power, make new forces, change the forces, change properties of atoms on all scales, change the half life of matter, change the lifespan of things, and he can change anything and anyone in anywhere at anytime anyhow.

Dunkey Kong is also immune to all viruses and parasites. You cannot kill dunkey kong with something like a virus or a parasite because dunkey kong is immune to them and if they ever make contact physically or not physically it can be destroyed anyway.

It doesn't matter what happens, he can do anything he wants to so if he has all his powers removed they just come back anyway. Anything done to dunkey kong that is negative and not done by dunkey kong just doesn't work on him. Dunkey Kong cannot be corrupted so you can't just corrupt him in any way possible or impossible.

All powers possible and impossible dunkey kong has. There is nothing that can truly destroy dunkey kong because he just comes back. There's no way to kill dunkey kong forever. Anything attempting to destroy dunkey kong would just be destroyed instantly and if they can't be destroyed nothing stops him from compressing them into a water bottle and throwing them into a black hole and erasing the black hole or banishing them into Endless Walmart. His insane power puts him outside of any possible, impossible, describable, indescribable, existent, nonexistent, paradoxical, or any other level.

Dunkey Kong has full control other things’ properties and his own properties. Erasing dunkey kong is impossible too and dunkey kong can clone himself any amount of times he wants to without taking any time. He can reverse time and change the speed of time or change the speed of anything. This means he can freeze everything except him which is different from a time stop but he can also stop time and he also has every ability. Nothing can erase or destroy dunkey kong forever.

Dunkey Kong can do anything from any distance regardless of any physical contact or contact in any way.

Also, dunkey kong has telekenisis and pyrokenisis and teleportation and literally everything which are all beyind limitless for him.

He is above all that can or can’t be explained, expressed, thought of, dreamed of, conceived, made, imaginable, able to be explained/expressed and all synonyms or similar words to these. If you can or can’t think of something and can or can’t explain or express a stat of it, dunkey kong is beyond infinitely far above it. He is also invincible, unstoppable, unbreakable, unerasable, indestructible and he can change his power and speed and all other stats but you can't manipulate him in any way due to his omniscience.

If dunkey kong's container is destroyed or the place he is in is destroyed, he remains anyway.

He has no limit or ends either and is far beyond cosmology. Dunkey Kong has every ability and all his abilities are beyond limitless in strength, speed, and everything else.

Dunkey Kong sometimes has a period at the end to signify how his powers are the end of possibility, he is absolutely ultimate and he is beyond any other realm, even those beyond Absolute Infinity.

He has EVERY ABILITY. every ability he has has no limits and infinite potential.

If anything is stronger than Him, then he can just make himself more powerful.

He could turn ANYTHING into a inanimate object and erase the inanimate object making him the most powerful thing in existence or nonexistence or more than existence or negatively existing and everything beyond or in between.

CHAPTER 3: STRENGTH COMPARISONS (50% of pages)

Other cosmic entities vs dunkey kong
'''Note that just because entities are listed here does not mean dunkey kong has the intention of fighting them or vice versa. He doesn't actually have anybody to fight right now.'''


 * Itissocool would give up at sight.
 * Furret fights or runs away, but will die either way if we’re talking about a fight.
 * The Seeker would not attack Dunkey Kong due to his ridiculous power, but if they were to fight, the seeker would just be erased.
 * He’s beyond the strength of Gerald, but Gerald can turn into his True Rage form and obliterate Dunkey Kong if he wasn’t in bruh, uh oh, or obamium forms (see later chapters). However, both can instantly and infinately regenerate so a fight would just be pointless.
 * The Multi Omega would not be able to get even close to defeating Dunkey Kong in any way, due to The Multi Omega's size and power limit being much smaller than Dunkey Kong's limit.
 * Alphasm cannot beat Dunkey Kong, but due to Alphasm's power paradox Dunkey Kong cannot beat Alphasm either. if alphasm didn't have power paradox he would destroy alphasm in a planck time, and his bruh, uh oh, and obamium forms can still kill alphasm regardless of the paradox.

Verses vs Dunkey Kong
Take into account the note in the other cosmic entities vs dunkey kong list and apply it to here.

Don't forget that dunkey kong only destroys verses for good reasons.


 * Glitch Core is destroyed no matter what, despite all glitches.
 * Smallestverse can get taken out the same way Omnispace would be, complete and utter ahnillation.
 * Rreality can be destroyed in any way dunkey kong would want.
 * Absolute Relativity is nothing to Dunkey Kong.
 * Unabsolute Relativity is child's play.
 * Indescribable is also child's play.
 * The Absolute Pentagon is just a Protoverse to dunkey kong.
 * The Nugget is less than nothing to Dunkey Kong.
 * The Lettuce Leaf is nowhere near big enough.
 * T H E W H A T and F R I D G E are still nowhere near big enough to be indestructible.
 * Omegabox thing's shell can be destroyed and the insides can too.
 * Grand Ultimaverse can be destroyed in less than a negative amount of time, causing it to never have existed.
 * Glueverse can also be destroyed in less than a negative amount of time.
 * Pasteverse is too small so he can destroy it truly effortlessly, and in fact, with negative effort.
 * Bezkonceverse is also too small.
 * Next can just be turned into a everyday object or erased anyway.
 * Finalboboverse can also be turned into an everyday object, but it doesn’t matter since it can be erased from time or just simply erased from the future and the present but not the past.
 * Really, any verse can be destroyed by Dunkey Kong because he has an endless amount of abilities strength speed durability etc etc. The only way Dunkey Kong cannot destroy a verse is if a higher entity stops him from doing it, in which case he can just fight and defeat the higher entity due to his extreme strength.
 * The Sphere is the one of the only objects that Dunkey Kong cannot destroy, no matter how hard he tries, if he isn’t in 500% effeciency in obamium form or beyond infinity% effeciency in uh oh form if he beats on it for an infinite amount of time and cannot be destroyed in ANY other forms.
 * O r b could survive for a few hours before the shell is destroyed, or just destroyed in a negative amount of time in dunkey’s bruh form.
 * Hexegon's shell can survive for a few million OYC before it is destroyed. only problem is DK can speed up time. The Hexegon shell can be destroyed instantly if he goes in the uh oh form, and in 100 OYC in his bruh form.

CHAPTER 4: LESSER-KNOWN FACTS (25% of pages)

lesser-known facts

 * only heaven ascended dunkey kong and forms above it are ascendent omni-gods.
 * not only does he have TCoE access, he also has knowledge of finality-4 objects and above.
 * The uh oh form is stronger than bruh form and has no surviving images as he destroys all images of the form, and the obamium form is far stronger than the uh oh form.

efficiency
efficiency is a thingy idk

basically percentage of power he is using

0% means hes chilling and probably not doing anything.

1% efficiency means hes using 1% of his power. if hes at 1% hes probably just fighting bad CEs way below his level or having fun with other class 0 CEs.

25% efficiency means hes probably seriously fighting

99% efficiency means hes seriously fighting as serious as he can be but hes not actually angered.

100% efficiency means hes angered and seriously fighting.

above 100% efficiency is enragement. just run if hes at above 100% -- thats a tip to every CE in this wiki.

CHAPTER 5: FORMS (130% of the pages!?!?)