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π the slapper, or Eye the slapper if you don't want to use emojis, is an weird mega-entity who has massive amounts of power. It easily can destroy other overpowered entities (Read a bit below), but he isn't really THE STRONGEST. There are other entities that are a lot stronger (Like TOGS), but we don't know about a lot of them, at least for now.
If we were to talk about his behaviour, a lot of time he is friendly. You could talk to him and he will not attack you. When he sees another cosmic entity, he doesn't immediately become violent. But when a fight starts, he goes full savage. He Trascendent Omni Gods, because they can delete him with no effort. So he begs to be spared, even if the TOGS don't intend to harm him, in the first place, which is rather funny.
Does π have a gender?[]
Yes, and guess what it is.
If you answered with male, congratulations! Thats the correct answer.
Sorry for making this part short, but idk how to make it longer without making it boring.
π's Great Power[]
π's Abilities[]
- Self-Preservation: Total protection from being weakened by other entities with a similar power.
- Punch barrage: Transforms into an extremely fast fist that punches over 10100 times per second from all angles, sometimes much more, irregardless of his current size.
- Space-Destroying SLAP: This is the ultimate ability which gives π the "slapper" part of his name. It's so strong, that even entities ~5 times π's strength can be destroyed instantly by it, and verses near the impact are completely deleted from reality. This attack consumes most of π's energy, however.
- Slap: A weaker, (around a third of the strength), but easier to use version of the space-destroyer slap. It also consumes lots of energy, but can be used a lot more than the previously mentioned slap.
- Regeneration: The ability to heal himself from attacks and replenish energy. It's passive, but quite bit slow, so this ability isn't very useful in the midst of battles.
- Healing: A faster version of regeneration. He can quickly heal himself or other entities, and even revive them. This ability, like the Space-destroying slap, needs a lot of energy, so it needs to be used carefully.
- Size changing: He can become bigger or smaller at will. When he gets stronger, his size limit also grows.
- Extremly high speed: Quite self explanatory.
- Superwarp: Instantly warp through any border.
- Transcedium summoning: π can generate Transcendium without help, so he can power himself up at any time. The stronger he is, the more he can summon at once. He can also use it as a material (for example a shield) but it's not very effective. The Transcedium that is summoned can be extremely dense, being capable to be used like this to do a nuke-like attack. Generating a lot of Transcendium at once can get π tired, though.
- Transcedium transforming: A variation of the previous ability, π can transform objects into Transcedium if they're weak enough. Not very different from the previous skill, but does save on the energy required to spontaneously generate matter.
- Life creation: π can use the previously mentioned particle to generate living beings instead, being "guards" of him. This ability is not very strong at first, but can overwhelm an enemy as time goes on.
- Entity location: Not a combat ability, but π has a device that helps him at locating entities up to Outside the Wiki tier. This ability gets stronger each time he finds a new entity.
- Short-term adaptation: π can obtain temporary abilities that are made to specifically counter enemies. The only one that has been permanent is the Self-Preservation
Unconfirmed abilities[]
- Respawning: Considering π's power, it is likely π can respawn.
- Property changing: π might be able to change their existence rank, finality index, etc.
- Every DK power: π might have all of DK's powers, too.
π vs other entities[]
- Gerald dies, because he cant decrease π's power.
- DK becomes monkey soup, delicious... Then he respawns! MONKEY CLONING. But... he is doomed to become monkey soup again.
- π will start crying if he sees an TOG, because he doesn't wants to die.
- Robert gets shrunk into nothing.
- Chunky Cheese is no longer chunky.
- Pyrite is completely obliterated.
- π gets destroyed by the very spooky Mips rabbit. There are many possible scenarios:
- Scenario 1: π attacks Mips rabbit and is obliterated instantly.
- Scenario 2: π attacks Mips rabbit and Mips does nothing at all.
- Scenario 3: π does nothing because π knows of Mips rabbit's insane power, or it's just too bored to fight.
- Scenario 4: Mips and π become friends. I think everyone would rather have the 4th scenario happen.
- Another entity that can easily one shot π is The Editor.
- Bob is inside of his pocket dimension, so π can't reach him yet. But Bob can't reach π either. But, in a fight π wins easily. Well, that could happen if we talk about the past Bob. New bob with Ultimate Tog power could easily destroy our one eyed friend.
- The Entire Perfect Imperium is destroyed instantly.
- Future Smallians would be destroyed in a few minutes to a trillion OYC depending on whether or not π has DK abilities.
- Far Future Smallians would destroy π instantly, but that will happen in a LONGGGGG time.
- Palf cannot put π into the Gulag
- The Transcendent Guardian would easily defeat our one eyed friend, but they wouldn't fight.
- Eely the Eelbot would be easily defeated by π, but they would never fight.
- THE 8 DIVINE GODS would collectively kill ποΈ, but only after ether one of them dies of 20 minutes pass
π vs 'verses, dimensions, boxes, etc...[]
(This information is counting the power that π has now)
- Axions can easily be ruptured if π shrinks.
- The same can be said for the rest of pre-hierarchy objects that are class -1 and below
- Universe... bruh, why u think this is even fair to the verse?
- The Box gets opened, and everything inside it gets destroyed.
- The same thing that happened to the universe also goes for the Cetaverse.
- The Great Triangle is no longer great. In fact it is very tiny. Teeny tiny! So tiny it doesn't exist anymore bye bye
- The Greater Triangle gets a greater punishment.
- The Greater Square gets punishment2 (punishment squared).
- THE red square becomes SOME red dust.
- The Enormous is no longer enormous. It becomes tiny.
- O r b's shell is annihilated.
- The Honeycomb gets vandalized. No more honey for it! :(
- The Waterfall dries.
- The Rock gets wrecked and becomes some small stones. Not even Dwayne Johnson is messing with Eye.
- Now we can give an better name to: Something! "Havoc".
- The Waves of Heat gets frozen.
- The Cosmic Eye contracts conjunctivitis at the hand(s) of π.
- Take the name of The Questionable Plain, but change the word plain to pain. mm yes my head is feeling some questionable pain
- Cells of Greatness gets a virus
- The True Waterfall gets truly dried.
- The Clock can't give the time anymore sadly.
- The Soul is sent to the Limbo.
- The supremums are no longer supreme. In fact they become subordinates.
- The Monitor gets destroyed because π raged playing Fornite on it.
- The blade is now π's favourite weapon (jk).
- The strongest thing that π can destroy is The Fields.
π's Creations[]
First showcased on the 6th chapter of π's story, these are basically extremly dense Transcendium accumulations that instead of being consumed, π uses them to put things inside to protect or lock them inside. The first time they were used, π used it to protect Eely's remaining particle using the forcefield as a shield.
First showcased on the 6th chapter of π's story, these are entities purely made of Transcendium. The first time they were used, π took advantage of the fact that a few Transcendium particles are able to generate life, creating these beings to guard Eely's remaining particle.
First showcased on the 9th chapter of π's story, these factories produce Transcendium automaticly without π needing to do so, and at a faster rate. π can upgrade them to become stronger, but a stronger factory also needs more strenght to create.
π's relationships[]
First showcased on the 4th chapter of π's story, he's a very powerful Eelbot and π's best friend, always sharing adventures with him. He died on episode 6 but has been revived since (this part has not been featured in π's story yet). Eely is MUCH weaker than π, but he's still much stronger than the rest of his kind since he also absorbed Transcendium.
First showcased on the 6th chapter of π's story, he's one of the entities that π hates the most since Gerald indirectly caused Eely's temporal death. After π taking his revenge by defeating him, they're on better terms since (last part not featured in π's story yet).
First showcased on the 9th chapter of π's story, he and π didn't have a lot of relationship, other than he won a Transcendium factory giveaway, imploding of joy. This wont be the end of the character, tough... his name is a shortened version of the words δΡΟΟΞ΅ΟΞΏ κακάο, meaning "second poop" in Greek, due to this entity being originally created in the DIARRHEAverse. Quite a curious backstory. All I can say about his future on the series is, he owes one to π...
First showcased on the 7th chapter of π's story, π fears them since he thinks he may one day find an evil TOG that end up deleting him. Poor π! :(
First showcased on the 7th chapter of π's story, this is one of the few if not the only TOG π doesn't fear since Idontknow already gained π's trust. He also helped him giving π a tracking device to find tons of strong entities.
π's story[]
Inception[]
25 OYC ago, π is born, as a lone, anomalous Blueprint particle in some obscure corner of a Transcendent Verse known as Earth. He has no will, no feelings and no sentience.
All he knows is that he must grow.
Within a few hours of being born, π was roughly the size of a hydrogen atom - a mere 100 picometers in diameter, large and powerful enough to begin eating Transcendium and growing even further. Although tiny, π was already strong enough to completely control the area (around 1m) around him, and his power only grew exponentially from here on out. Being born in a small Transcendium patch, π is in luck.
Size matters![]
After consuming enough Transcendium to grow to the width of one DNA helix, and his understanding of matter grows as well, he develops his first ability: the ability to convert existing matter into Transcendium. This ability is quite rudimentary but it does aid him in his journey. Although small, he has the energy capacity of a whole city.
At 300nm, he grows an eye, he becomes a little shinier, and he gains the newfound ability to destroy matter, and has the energy capacity of all power on Earth,
After some time, he reachs 100 Β΅m. Soon he could even be visible to human eye! Now he can easily convert gigantic chunks of matter into Transcendium just to make him grow, and grow, and grow even more, and soon enough π is 1 centimeter, and we can see him easily without any special instruments like a microscope. Now he has the capacity and power of several solar systems, and is capable of influencing nearly all of Earth.
The ideal height[]
π was growing more and more, becoming more and more powerful, and he reached a point where he was 2 meters tall. But he didn't like that height. After a lot of effort, he gained a new power: The size changer. Now he can eat all the Transcendium he wants without getting bigger, and peacefully talk to humans. Oh yeah, i forgot to tell that now he's a total superstar. Everyone is a fan of him, because of his enormous power. His favourite size to be with humans is 1.65 meters. But he has a max size. Eating more Transcendium makes him capable of having a bigger max size.
After a few months, π left Earth, and humans, to continue his journey. When his size limit increased to 10 meters, he could turn small asteroids into Transcendium, and could manage all energy in the Solar System, as well has having a peak power output of several thousande stars.
A new friend[]
As π started exploring Proxima Centauri and beyond, one of the planets turned out to have a malfunctioning Eelbot named Eely (technically EELBOT PROXIMA 776.273.2932 but Eely and π obviously thought that was a bad name). He was very weakened and was damaged, but the civilisation forgot to terminate the core before abandoning him. Therefore, Eely lived alone on one of these planets. Upon noticing π, Eely took him by surprise and attacked him. Due to π's power he was able to make this a fair fight, but in the end π won. Eely respected π and gave π a large amount of rare materials, including Transcendium as a reward. From then on, π and Eely became very close friends.
With that huge boost, π could now create mine, convert and generate large asteroids to create huge amounts of Transcendium.
A new discovery[]
Soon, π was the size of a planet, he had eaten many star systems devoid of life (hopefully) in order to gain tons of mass and power. Soon enough, he gained the ability to consume planets and stars telepathically, which was incredibly convenient. Along the way, they came across a star system named "AΙͺdΙΚnt-NΙΚ" to give its native name. AΙͺdΙΚnt-NΙΚ was very well known for business and industrialising everything. So, π was interested in them and he decided to talk to one of the industrial representatives on FΚkΙͺΕhΙl (the 4th planet). After deciphering the language barrier, π was able to get a new, special supersized device: The "SΚm-ΛstjuΛpΙͺd dΙͺΛvaΙͺs", in return for a large surplus of Blueprintite, which was what π was made of and granted insane power.
Using the SΚm-ΛstjuΛpΙͺd dΙͺΛvaΙͺs, π could now create machines using solely Transcendium or Blueprintite, which was converted into a highly efficient machine casing for machines. While this did require him to sacrifice his power, he could make devices such as Transcendium factories, which converted any matter into Transcendium, and Transcendites, Transcendium mechanisms that π could spawn.
Galactic[]
After a few years, π was at this point the size of several light years. He had visited many solar systems and civilisations, some of which were eager to trade. One of which, the Π€Π°ΠΊ Ρ, gave π a perculiar device that allowed him to scan anything and filter anything at any size, which gave him a huge boost. At this rate, π was becoming more and more powerful with his increasing technology. π, however, was getting quite bored of travelling huge distances at 100c, which was slow at these scales, decided to evolve a new ability. He now had super speed, and could travel at any speed given sufficient power. This allowed him to exit the Milky Way within a few hours.
An Uno Reverse[]
Now, π had eaten quite a lot, so he was at this point very, very powerful, and he had an idea. Now, π had eaten many huge things, like whole star systems and star system clusters, but one thing π hadn't tried to eat was a black hole. So, what better place to try than Sagittarius A*, the black hole at the center of the galaxy? He told Eely: "I'm about to do something very cool."
"Riiiight, yeah, you mean something very, very stupid."
π didn't care about common sense, however. So he channeled all his energy to absorb the black hole. At first, the black hole was absorbed by π, and π didn't feel anything different.
"Admit it Eely that was so coo-AAAUGH WHAT THE βββ IS GOING ON WHAT THE HELL MAN" The singularity had failed to be, let's say, digested, and was now DIGESTING π. It was starting to grow as π was shrinking faster and faster. "AAGH EELY DO SOMETHING DO SOMETHIIIING PLEASE ITS EATING ME MAN"
Without thinking, Eely zapped the singularity with his half-functioning Glitchonicite gun, which glitched out the black hole into nonexistence, saving π.
"Wow, thanks Eely you saved my lif-"
"Don't ever do something "ReAlLy CoOl" ever again."
Post-Galactic[]
π had learned his lesson and from then on made sure to destroy the singularity before absorption.
After slurping up many galaxies, a few galaxy clusters and some cosmic filaments for good measure, π was extremely large. The Π€Π°ΠΊ Ρ was badly damaged due to the balck hole encounter, so π had to sacrifice a large amount of matter to create a supersized Π€Π°ΠΊ Ρ that could remove all the Transcendium from a galaxy immediately. π quickly became over 1000 light years wide and had eaten a good chunk of the Universe. Wondering if there was more beyond, π decided to use his new warp feature on the Universe's, which should technically work. To everyone's shock, this was one of π's ideas that didn't result in destruction and/or nearly dying for the 72nd time so far.
Now, you'd think that π would learn his lesson after trying to absorb an infinitely dense object, NOT to try and absorb a whole cosmic megastructure. He didn't.
"Hey Eely look I'm gonna try and absorb this universe", π said as he powered up the Π€Π°ΠΊ Ρ.
"NO. Every single time you try some stupid shenanigan like this you nearly die!"
"Well, nearly die."
"π I swear to god do not fire that fββg device I will-"
"HEHEHA YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO". A loud bang fired through the cosmos and the Universe π fired at began to rumble as the Π€Π°ΠΊ Ρ began to spark.
Space began to twist in on itself as the Universe EXPLODED, creating a sinkhole to the inescapable beyond and inevitably π was pulled in.
"EELY YOU GOTTA HELP MEH IT'S PULLING ME IIINNN IT'S PULLING ME IIIIN" However, Eely's Glitchonicite gun had malfunctioned several weeks ago, and he couldn't help at all
"It's not working! I don't know use your slap thingy or something!"
"HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SLAP A VOID- OH ββ. OH βββ. OH ββ. ββ! EELY THIS IS THE END. I'M SHRINKING EELY." As π was pulled deeper into the sinkhole, he mustered up what little power he had to try and warp out of the black hole to save him a few seconds. But just as he was about to accept his fate and die, the sinkhole closed, creating a huge shockwave that blasted π's defeated and tiny body right back to Eely.
"Yeah, I'm sure you have a very long lecture prepared for me right now-"
"You're the absolute dumbest fudgxking creature I have ever met."
feesh is remaking teh story gsaabxzxx[]
The cetaverse's enemy[]
Literally 4 minutes after π (current size limit: 36,5m) destroyed that box, lots of Ceta-warriors came. π and Eely didnt knowed what was happening, until the warriors talked. Then they sayed:
"We are some entities that protects our Cetaverse and all contained by it, and you broke a rule! surrender now, or burn in hell!" said one the Ceta-warriors. Obviously π wouldnt let himself to be arrested, and the first not-friendly fight started. Eely obviosuly joined in to help his best friend. The fight ended with π and Eely injured, but as the winners. The Ceta-warriors left, and π healed Eely. What? π didnt know that he could do that! But well, he learned that new hability. π generated lots of trascendium in a short time so he could be stronger if the Ceta-warriors come back.
They soon will.
Cetaverse's nemesis[]
In a matter of time thousands of Cetaverses got notified of this now existant threat that resulted dangerous to them, preparing an all-out attack to stop Eye (current size limit: 40m) from commiting a short-term evolution once again and becoming even stronger. Did the Ceta-warrios win? Theres 2 ways to answer this.
No.
Not really. Even after all these troops got sent and teleported to the place Eye and Eely were, our pair of friends already have gotten strong enough to completly overpower the armies. So, in one point these soldiers just gave up and hoped that π would spare them and their 'verses.
Didnt work.The Great Loss[]
There's nothing relevant to talk about π (current size limit: 225m) and Eely's journey trough a bunch of verses until The Great Triangle. Even tough the duo weren't actually evil, they still were causing quite a bit on havoc in their path, even tough it wasn't really intentional. They left the Triangle, without knowing what would happen to it just some moments later...
This Great Triangle got attacked by one of the scariests gods below Alphasm, known as... Gerald, going to destroy it since he was bored. The Cetaverse's warrios and their verses inside this Triangle got destroyed 0,0001 voidseconds after Gerald appeared, π managed to escape the Triangle's destruction... but not Eely. Gerald already dissapeared, π was desperatly searching for any remaining of his friend to revive him... but he couldn't. He knew he could find one of his pieces soon enough, tho... even if the chances were astronomical, he WAS aiding his friend after all. And he, somehow, would try to take revenge on whatever thing did that to his friend.
Search for revenge...[]
As weird as it may sound, the journey to find an Eely's non destroyed particle was actually quite short. π managed to find it just minutes later, but he actually didnt revive him right away. He was scared to lose him, yet again... π decided to trap this single particle in an extremly small yet dense Transcendium (dont worry Eye didnt crush Eely's particle) and sent him to a nearby Box, also creating multiple Transcendium beings which Eye managed to convince to guard the main sphere.
His journey would now be focused on searching whatever that thing was, and defeat it... there was a problem tho, and it's that π barely had the opportunity to see Gerald's appareance, and would try to seek help to known more about the target...
TOG's help[]
π was wandering on a Great Square to search more proof... he could find remainings of the attacked Triangle, but nothing else to help in his investigation... this is when π found a weird entity that seemed quite strong, and so he tried to talk with it. This communication ended up being succesful, this entity being the Transcendent Omni-God known as Idontknow350.
The conversation lasted for a while, but π ended up knowing quite a lot of things, even more than the ones he needed... the entire existence of TOGs (that ended up scaring him so much he still fears them), all the Official, Extended and Cosmic Entity Hierarchies, and the thing he really needed, who was to know the one entity that destroyed his friend, Gerald...
Eye tried to convince Idontknow350 to boost him or just kill Gerald, but the TOG said no since this story would end up too early, and it would also make Eye unable to know more about this entire Wikiverse... Idontknow350 did help him in another way, giving Eye a special device that localizates cosmic entities, including himself if he wants more advices.
Eye finally understood that this MUST be HIS journey, and finally left, being glad to have received some help (But still with the TOG trauma lol, it's never going to dissapear in fact)
Lets go higher... again.[]
Some time has passed since the previous chapter. Eye already has a current size limit of 10 megameters, and his current goal is to keep turning things into Transcendium for more power. At this point, he already reached peak class 3 structures, the Peraomniversal Complex. Some time after, it already was time for him to reach bottom class 4 structures, the Uniperaverses. Just like what happened in the Cetaverses, π was seen as a threat for many, but this is sadly how it works... In fact, he almost died once since Melinda Ice tought he was a bad guy and went after him, letting him live after realizing he's not evil but just in a neutral entity searching for revenge. Eye didnt even try to convince her to help him to go after Gerald because he would be breaking Idontknow350's petition to do it himself. Fun, unrelated fact: Melinda Ice is WAY stronger than Gerald. Gerald is below Alphasm, Melinda is way above him. There were more of these π / Cosmicialverse gods encounters, but he always managed to convince them that he was not evil.
Better production![]
Another timeskip, π already has an infinite max size and he's already into upper class 7 objects (meaning he's already post Official Hierarchy) but just now he just realized he could've made Transcendium-producing Transcendium machines. This took quite a while for him, but he finally pulled it off, managing to create entire factories of extremly massive Transcendium for him to consume. He still needed to practice even more for stronger and easier to make factories, and after a bunch of days he finally upgraded them to the point he liked to. Just to clean a BIT his reputation, he tried doing "giveaways" of Transcendium particles or even entire factories to random entities. Thanks to this a lot of entities managed to become a LOT stronger, like for example a class 2 entity known as δΡΟΟάο managed to become a class 4 in a short matter of time, but ended up imploding of joy. I dont know if this was a good or bad ending, but it's certainly an ending after all.
But... this ending won't be permanent for δΡΟΟάο. All I can say is that π is really going to be awarded by his actions, real soon...
(This history is a WIP, and i will add more things soon, maybe...)
Trivia[]
- He's blue since he originally was a blueprint particle.
- This means he's a sentient blueprint particle, probably the strongest one recorded.
- Some even call him "Blueprinty" just because of this, but π doesn't like that nickname.
- I dont even remember if I made π based on Bob or not. Probably yes, tho.