Introduction[]
The 2067verse is a yearverse that hasn't come into existance yet. In fact, at the moment of writting this (december of 2025), there's still quite a lot of time left until its arrival hits us all like an asteroid of gargantuan proportions.
42[]
42. The so-called "answer of everything" according to the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, encompassing the meaning of life, the universe and everything else.
Now, just think about it: at the moment of writting this (again, december of 2025), how many years are left until the big 67 is unleashed? That's right, 42 years.
But, that's not all. Take the two digits of "67" and multiply them with eachother. What is the result, you might ask?
6*7 = 42
That's right. 67 is nothing but a step towards the true answer. The solution of everything we've once known. 6 7 will save us. Six seven... SIX SEVEN!!!! HAHAHASDHFHASDHFHA YESSS!!!! YEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!! 67676767
We will be answered. We will be solved. WE WILL BE SIX SEVEND.
Properties[]
Possible appearance[]
In regards to what the 2067verse will look like once it pops into existence, that's a highly debated subject. However, the two most accepted proposals for its appearance are the ones regarding the "6 7 grid" and the "67sphere". The first one proposes that the 2067verse will look like a grid with a texture that consists of several itterations of an entity known as the "67 kid" and whose dimensionality will randomly undergo a shift from the 6th to the 7th dimension, while the second one says that it will instead have a spherical, 67th dimensional frame though with the same texture as the one mentioned in the 6 7 grid proposal plastered on its surface.
From these two proposals, the 67sphere is considered to be the one that could be a slighty worse case scenario due to its higher dimensionality, though the 6 7 grid's unstable and metaphysical shifting property is not something that should be underestimated either.
Hazards[]
The 67 Song[]
The 67 Song is a hyphotetical cognitohazard spreaded through noise that is said to be unleashed when the 2067verse finally comes into existence. It manifests in the form of a song whose only lyrics are "I WILL SING THE 67 SONG AND YOU WILL SING ALONG!" Just like a prophecy, everyone who hears the song will indeed start singing along to it FOREVER upon their auditory systems taking notice of it. So, if you want to live, you must flee as fast as possible or plug your ears very hard the moment you hear "I WILL SING THE 67 SONG" (or just wear headphones like the skibidi toilets when faced with the speakermen). Whatever way you do it, you might not come out alive because if you don't sing along to it the infected will attack you viciously, so you have to pretend to be infected too via singing the lyrics of the song even if you're not infected by it (yet). Overall, the way that the hazard works means that it also works like an infection, because entities who hear it will be doomed to start singing it too, so more of them hear it, etc.
One of the most feared scenarios that might be caused by the 67 Song, however, is that it will also be able to even infect sentient verses (though only the ones that can hear nearby sounds), since said type of verses are technically classified as cosmic entities too, therefore being a potential target of the song's infecting properties. Regarding the possibility that these verses could be able to hear the song in the first place despite their huge size, that's still is in debate, but maybe they'll get infected by either entities that have a comparable size to those verses or by infected creatures that live within the sentient verse itself. It's also unknown if the infected beings will attack sentient verses that aren't infected yet.
Nonetheless, scientists expect that this whole, slowly approaching "67 Song" disaster will end up causing a 67th-class End of Civilization scenario, which made the Multiversal Wormhole Authority™ advise that in that case they'll shut down all nearby wormholes in order to make creatures singing the 67 Song be effectively "quarantined". So sadly, your vacation to Sagittarius Sidus might last a bit more than a week in case you somehow have an utmost terrible timing, unless you can prove to the Alcubierre TSA that your fellow transhumans in whatever planet you're from aren't already waving their hands around.
The Six Severs[]
The hyphotetical species known as the "Six Severs" are a type of entities that could be released upon the 2067verse's arrival. They consist of uncanny-looking copies of the 67 kid whose whole purpose is to infect and/or kill and consume every entity and world they stumble upon. Their size and strenght could drastically increase the more they consume. They'll possibly also have the capability to reproduce asexually, spreading tiny larvaes across the cosmos, which will eventually undergo a metamorphosis until they look like the adult individuals of their species.
The Soyteen Sahel[]
Even though this isn't something that is being directly caused by the 2067verse's future manifestation, it's still worth mentioning as it's related to its already existant influence on other worlds:
Just like with all yearverses, the 2067verse is supposed to only exist for a year. However, some entities would wish otherwise, like for example, the state of the Soyteen Sahel. Originally the Saharan Federation, established in 2432, there was a revolution in 2525 after the 500th anniversary of gen alpha memes within their world, and the country would become the "Soyteen Sahel", where tuff mango memes are teached in classrooms, and the main social media is the soyjakparty virtual cyberspace.
In 2632, the 'teens would send a mission to Mefitis, with the goal of contacting the Niche Kirky so that it could do something to bring back the 2067verse when its gone and make it go back to causing chaos on untuff worlds. However, the Niche Kirky will just ragebait the robotic explorers so hard that they will fucking explode. Another cosmic entity will see the event and feel bad, so they'll make a pocket dimension that contains the lost essence of the 2067verse, which will be colonised by the Soyteen Sahel.
How did we figure out that such an odd series of events will take place just yet? Idk, plot convenience I guess. (its because of the Timeline of Humanity lil jit we already know whats gonna happen in 10,000 years)
Technology[]
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— One of the scientists working on 67 technology
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Although the 2067verse has a lot of hazards that make it dangerous, it is still worth it to enter it, since it has various things that can advance technology. The study of 67 and the 2067verse in how it can improve human lives is called 67 science.
iPhone Six Sévem[]
One of the technologies unlocked with the power of 67 science is the iPhone Six Sévem. It is one of the most advanced brazillian techs, being described as "the most tuff mobile phone" and "Man it's very tuffy". It has 6 cameras and 7 lights.
Insides[]
Regarding what the 2067verse would contain, it is mostly agreed that what could be seen in its inner sections would consist of chaotic jumbles of floating six and seven-shaped objects, along with being able to spontaneously generate Six Sever larvaes whose metamorphosis process is boosted drastically thanks to being within the domain of the 2067verse.
Possible prevention: the "Meme reset"[]
Despite everything mentioned before, there IS a bunch of foreseen ways to stop/weaken the manifestation of the 2067verse altogether, and the most popular one is the one related to an event known as the "great meme reset". Said event, which is going to take place in january 1st of 2026 (not happening yet at the time of writting this page), will consist of several TOGs trying to bring back the "original memes" (or basically most memes made before their brainrot era).
If said movement (somehow) turns out to be successful, it could end up making the future manifestation of the 2067verse lose so much power it could get rendered to a nigh-powerless state, as everything related to it (67 song, Six Severs, etc.) would have its power erased or, at least, diminished drastically!
UPDATE: it didnt work oops
