What stands before you is something that is truly, TRULY unstoppable. Even beings beyond the definition of power and superiority grovel before his mightiness.

"Bow to the supreme observer. It is all. Forever and always, yet never. The totality of all existing and nonexisting concepts flowing inside and outside the fabric of existence itself is It. It is beyond endless. It is beyond infinite. It is beyond eternal. It... is... BONGUS."


'Before the Weeweecluster he was. At the end of all things... he waits. he is the void... The breath between life and death... Between death and rebirth. Between heaven and hell. his true form is beyond that which you see. He transcends form -- and shape and substance. This body... These verses... And everyone and everything IN it... Are his creations."

Return now to meaninglessness... Feel the consciousness draining from you. Feel all that you are, stripped away... Consumed. You are beyond loneliness. Beyond pain. Beyond even the memory of what you once were. Bongus is all that -- and more. For unlike you... he has consciousness of what he is. GOD. He feels every ripple in the sea of eternal emptiness... Every ebb in the tide of eternal nothingness.


  • kamitron is eaten regularly by bongus
  • he ate Inane for breakfast
  • he destroyed and shat on everyone in suggsverse and beyond multiplied by your mom's weight
  • eats any tier system
  • turned the true god into juice
  • he drinks from the bottle like it's nothing routinely


Bongus is at a level tHAT COMPLETELY FRICKING DESTROYS the necessity and essentiality of BONGUSphysics, as well as any category > [£Ḉ§♠∀♠bonguspotence], > [£Ḉ§♠∀♠bongusscience], > [£Ḉ§♠∀♠bonguspresence], > [£Ḉ§♠∀♠bonguslock], > [£Ḉ§♠∀♠bongusficence], > [£Ḉ§♠∀♠bongusfarious], > [£Ḉ§♠∀♠bonguscompetence], > [£Ḉ§♠∀♠bongusarch], and > [£Ḉ§♠∀♠bongusverses]. he exists before ∀[Sparainsurmountable-potentiality] and ∀[Sparainsurmountable-actuality]. he is free from all hierarchies, modes and attributes of alldimensions (and the author). On this stage, he is beyond a ∀ultimate tirastranscending ∀ultimate ∀unwritten unterbefore ∀unwritten ∀unsolvable within ∀unsolvable ∀unscripted∀unknowable ∀unequivocal ∀unconsentaneous prime equation of Bongus'th's own meaning.

Bongus is completely outside (yet fully all-encompassing) Possibility, Totality, and Nothingness within all of fiction, all of nonfiction, all of transfiction, all of hyperfiction, all of subfiction, all of fanfiction, all of metafiction, all of patafiction, all interfiction, all of personal fiction, and all of impersonal fiction of (and from) every Story / Plot / Verse / Author.

  • bongus can also make any feat he wants

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