“ | IT'S YAPPING TIME❗❗ | ” |
— Federal Language Bureau of Yapping
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Yappanese is a language spoken almost worldwide in Earth 2 (and also a bit throuought the entire metaverse) which is very very similar to Portuguese. P.S. imagine the The Pencil Language but funi
Phonology[]
Vowels:
Front | Central | Back | |
---|---|---|---|
Close | i | u | |
Close-mid | o | ||
Open-mid | ɛ | ɔ | |
Open | a |
Consonants:
Labial | Dental | Alveolar | Palatal | Velar (plain) | Velar (labialized) | Glottal | |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Nasal | m | n | |||||
Plosive | p, b | t, d | k, g | ʔ | |||
Fricative | f, v | θ, ð | s, z | ʃ, ʒ | h | ||
Liquid (central) | ɾ* | j | w | ||||
Liquid (lateral) | l |
*if youre a monolingual english pussy you can just pronounce it /ɹ/
Alphabet: Same as english alphabet but without k and with 🤩, 🤐 and 👍
Orthography and Grammar[]
same thing as portuguese because making orthographies and grammar's is really fucking boring
- 👍 is the letter for θ
- 👍can be θ or ð depending on which is easier to say in the context of the word
- ʃ is written as 🤩
- ʔ is written as 🤐 and is used to separate vowels (predominantly used in verbs)
- ' means contraction
- c is used before a, o and u and q is used before e and i. If c is used before e or i then it is pronounced /s/ instead of /k/.
- s inbetween two vowels is pronounced as z; you can prevent this by using ss instead of one s (Example: plasa is pronounced /plaza/ but zassei🤩e is pronounced /zasɛiʃɛ/
Pronounciation List[]
- a -> /a/
- b -> /b/
- c -> /k/ normally, /s/ when preceding e or i
- d -> /d/, sometimes /ð/ in some dialects
- e -> /ɛ/
- f -> /f/
- g -> /g/
- h -> /h/
- i -> /i/
- j -> /ʒ/
- l -> /l/
- m -> /m/
- n -> /n/
- o -> /o/ or /ɔ/
- p -> /p/
- q -> /k/, replaces c before /e/ and /i/
- r -> /ɾ/
- s -> /s/, /z/ when between two vowels
- t -> /t/
- u -> /u/
- v -> /v/
- w -> /w/
- x -> /ks/, /z/, /ʃ/
- y -> /j/
- z -> /z/
- 👍 -> /θ/
- 🤩 -> /ʃ/
- 🤐 -> /ʔ/
Dictionary - Numbers[]
Its a base 16 system because hexadecimal gud
- Note (0)
- Un (1)
- Doi🤩e (2)
- Trez (3)
- Cuatro (4)
- Cinco (5)
- Sez (6)
- Se👍 (7)
- O🤐ite (8)
- Nov (9)
- De🤩 (A)
- Ons (B)
- Doze (C)
- Tre🤐a🤩e (D)
- Cator🤩e (E)
- Qinz (F)
- Zassa🤩e (10)
- Zassa🤩unu (11)
- Zassa🤩oi🤩e (12)
- Zassa🤩erez (13)
- Zassa🤩atro (14)
- Zassa🤩inco (15)
- Zassa🤩e🤐iez (16)
- Zassa🤩e🤩e (17)
- Zassa🤩o🤐ite (18)
- Zassa🤩ove (19)
- Zassa🤩edez (1A)
- Zassa🤩onz (1B)
- Zassa🤩oze (1C)
- Zassa🤩e🤐a🤩e(1D)
- Zassa🤩atorze (1E)
- Zassa🤩inz (1F)
- Doi🤩assa🤩e (20)
- Doi🤩assa🤩unu (21)
- Trezassa🤩e (30)
- Cuatrazassa🤩e (40)
- Cincazassa🤩e (50)
- Sezassa🤩e (60)
- Se👍assa🤩e (70)
- O🤐itazassa🤩e (80)
- Novazassa🤩e (90)
- De🤩assa🤩e (A0)
- On🤩azassa🤩e (B0)
- Dozassa🤩e (C0)
- Tre🤐asse🤐assa🤩e (D0)
- Catorzassa🤩e (E0)
- Qinzassa🤩e (F0)
- Zassa🤩asse (100)
- Zassa🤩asse-un (101)
- Zassa🤩asse-doi🤩e (102)
- Zassa🤩asse-zassa🤩e (110)
- Zassa🤩asse-doi🤩assa🤩e (120)
- Doi🤩assa🤩asse (200)
- Doi🤩assa🤩asse-doi🤩assa🤩oi🤩e (222)
- Trezassa🤩asse🤩asse (300)
- Cuatrazassa🤩asse🤩asse (400)
- The multiples of 100 are the same as the multiples of 10 but with an added -🤩asse at the end
- Un-supanote (1,000)
- Un-supanote-un (1,001)
- Un-supanote-zassa🤩assa🤩asse-zassa🤩un (1,111)
- Un-supanote-doi🤩assa🤩asse-trezassa🤩atro (1,234)
- Doi🤩e-supanote (2,000)
- Doi🤩e-supanote-doi🤩assa🤩asse-doi🤩assa🤩oi🤩e (2,222)
- Doi🤩e-supanote-doi🤩assa🤩asse-doi🤩assa🤩ez (2,223)
- Trez-supanote (3,000)
- Cuatro-supanote (4,000)
- Tre🤐a🤩e-supanote (D,000)
- Cator🤩e-supanote (E,000)
- Qinz-supanote (F,000)
- Zassa🤩asse-supanote (10,000)
- Zassa🤩assa🤩asse-supanote (100,000)
- Un-sup'un (1,000,000)
- Un-sup'un-un (1,000,001)
- Un-sup'un-un-supanote-un (1,001,001)
- Un-sup'un-zassa🤩assa🤩asse-zassa🤩assun-supanote-zassa🤩assa🤩asse (1,111,111)
- Doi🤩e-sup'un (2,000,000)
- Doi🤩e-sup'un-doi🤩assa🤩assa🤩oi🤩e-doi🤩assa🤩oi🤩e-supanote-doi🤩assa🤩assa🤩oi🤩e-doi🤩assa🤩oi🤩e (2,222,222)
- Trez-sup'un (3,000,000)
- Cuatro-sup'un (4,000,000)
- Qinz-sup'un (F,000,000)
- Zassa🤩e-sup'un (10,000,000)
- Zassa🤩assa🤩e-sup'un (1*10^8 or 100,000,000)
- Un-supadoi🤩e (1*10^9 or 1,000,000,000)
- Every -illion is -supa[-illion number] in Yappanese. For example, 1,000,00016 is Un-sup'un, (1 million is illion 1) and 4 sexdecillion16 is cuatro-supazassa🤩e (sexdecillion is illion 16 which is 10 in base 16).
- Un-supatrez (1*10^12, 1 trillion)
- Un-supacuatro (1*10^15, 1 quadrillion)
- Un-supacuatro-zassa🤩assa🤩asse-zassa🤩assun-supatrez-zassa🤩assa🤩asse-zassa🤩assun-supadoi🤩e-zassa🤩assa🤩asse-zassa🤩assun-sup'un-zassa🤩assa🤩asse-zassa🤩assun-supanote-zassa🤩assa🤩asse-zassa🤩asun (1,111,111,111,111,111)
- Un-supazassa🤩asse (1 centillion)
- Un-sup'un-supanote (1 millinillion)
- Inifini (Infinity)
- Alefanote (Aleph Null)
- Alef'un (Aleph One)
Negative numbers are the same as regular numbers with the added prefix un- for numbers that start with vowels and u'- for numbers that start with consonants.
To make a reciprocal, add the prefix zan- or za'-. (Example: zansezassa🤩e, meaning 1/60)
For rational numbers, write [numerator] zan-[denominator] (Example: Doi🤩e za'cinco, meaning 2/5).
Irrational[]
- Pi - π
- O🤐ileri - e
Operations[]
- numera🤩oni - addition
- unumera🤩oni - subtraction
- nugisaroni - multiplication
- u'nugisaroni - division
- nugisaronigran - exponentiation
- u'nugisaronigran - root / radical
- unurojigran - logarithm
Greetings[]
- He👍e - Hello
- adious - Bye
- He👍👍👍e - Hello (formal) (more 👍s means more formal)
- Wah - Bye (formal)
Articles[]
Articles agree with subject on number
- ya: singular definite article
- yas: plural definite article
- yun: singular indefinite article
- yuns: plural indefinite article
Adjectives[]
- 👍o - ok
- yay - good
- siuuu - great
- yapi - excelent
- mafaca - bad
- yamafaca - very bad
- sanavabit🤩a - very very bad
- fisiqila - physical
- miniskila - chemical
- zure🤐isi - dangerous
- dumas - dumb / stupid
- abore - boring
- vurume - fast
- u'vurume - slow (contraction of "unvurume")
- a🤐u🤐isi - painful
- una🤐u🤐isi - painless
- milire - interesting
- morasa - easy
- qereso - normal, medium, ordinary
- u'qereso - abnormal, wierd, strange
- u'morasa - hard (contraction of "unmorasa", meaning "not easy")
- onoga - periodic, regular
- unonoga - irregular, aperiodic
- bomini - good, benevolent (morally)
- u'bomini - bad, evil (morally)
- folamipa - cool
- mefe - passive
- mefe🤐a - passive (magic)
- qete - spontaneous
- qete🤐a - spontaneous (magic)
- merqi🤐oli - floating
- jubintari - stationary
- u'jubintari - moving
- nuivi - new
- unuivi - old
- yumiyumi - scrumptious
Feelings[]
- hahasi - funny
- unahasi - not funny
- wa🤐aha - scary
- norumi - sad
- bara - amazing, incredible
- foranolo🤩as - extraordinary, out of this world (literally "out our world")
- poroma - annoying
- calivomi - boring
Important Words[]
- i - and
- o - or
- mas - but
- tru - in
- fora - out
- tade - all, everything
- ustade - none, nothing
- du - of, from
- ye - yes
- nu - no, not
- para - for, to
- hi🤩e - close
- uni🤩e - far
- hi [thing] 🤩e - close to [thing]
- uni [thing] 🤩e - far from [thing]
- jessa - very [adjective]
- qe - that, which, who
- qelo - whose
Pronouns[]
- eru - I, me
- tu - you (singular)
- el - he, her, it, they (singular)
- no - we, us (including the person being spoken to)
- nos - we, us (excluding the person being spoken to)
- tus - you (plural)
- els - they (plural)
Possessive[]
- mi - my
- tu - yours (singular)
- del - his, hers, its, their (singular)
- nolo - we, us (including the person being spoken to)
- no🤩o - we, us (excluding the person being spoken to)
- yuse - your (plural)
- dels - they (plural)
Demonstrative[]
- cone - this
- cona - variant of "this" which is relative to 2nd person (the person you are talking to)
- coni - that
- cones - these
- conas - variant of "these" which is relative to 2nd person (the person you are talking to)
- conis - those
Affixes[]
- -gran - big (suffix)
- -mini - little (suffix)
- us- / u' - inverse (prefix)
- ya- - amplify (prefix)
- -isi - more (suffix for adjectives. equivalent to english "-ful" such as painful)
- -s - plural (suffix)
- bocu- - a lot of (prefix)
Dictionary - Nouns[]
Note: You can also use these as prefixes / suffixes
- noileti - toilet
- pi🤩a - penis
- pi🤩a mur🤩a - erectile dysfunction
- tes👍iculo - ball
- tes👍iculo humano - testicles
- me llevo tus testiculos humanos - do NOT say this to a Yappanese speaker!
- casa - casing
- a🤐u - pain
- haba - start
- unaba - end
- perano - person
- pasito - stick
- loka - amorphous shape, rock
- yaba - page, article
Directions[]
- dirano - direction
- yara🤩oni - dimension
- om - up
- usom - down
- lom - left
- u'lom - right (contraction of "uslom", meaning "not left")
- nu🤩o - north
- sa🤐u - south
- esi - east
- o🤐e👍e - west
- fom - front
- u'fom - back (contraction of "usfom", meaning "not front")
- cuatrom - 4D up
- u'cuatrom - 4D down
Directions in higher dimensions than 3D are just [NUMBER OF DIMENSIONS]-om, for example cuatrom (cuatr-om, meaning "four up"). For the opposite direction, prefix u'- if the word starts with a consonant or un- if the word starts with a vowel.
Art[]
- are👍e - art
- imiro - color
- imira - red
- imirase - red-orange
- imirege - orange
- imirigi - gold
- imirigo - yellow
- imiradi - chartreuse
- imirena - green
- imireso - turquoise
- imiralo🤐i - cyan
- imiraneca - sky blue
- imirupe - blue
- imire🤩alori - indigo
- imirabala - purple
- imirenu🤩a - pink
- imireni - pink-red
- imirepla🤐usu - gray
- plasa - white, light
- usplasa - black, dark
- plas'- - prefix to make colors lighter (example: plas'imirege - beige)
- usplas'- - prefix to make colors darker (example: usplas'imirege - brown)
- imi🤐oro - dye, pigment
- papere - paper
- papere👍ari - canvas
- wakabe - pencil (Borrowed word from The Pencil Language)
- fraha🤩i - eraser (Borrowed word from The Pencil Language)
- imirowakabe - color pencil
Liquids[]
- acureri - water
- acu🤐ire - ice
- acugeri - water vapour
- milqireri - milk
- jusireri - juice
- so🤐upireri - soup
- mininskiensiamitoxinireri - acid (means "chemistry corrosion liquid")
- jusizureri - poison (means "die juice")
Food[]
- comi - food
- milqi🤐ire🤐o - cheese
- massene - apple
- perane - pear
- banene - banana
- laranire - orange
- ki🤐ui - kiwi
- manigo - mango
- tomate - tomato
- alfasse - lettuce
- herico - beans
- timure - carrot
Magic[]
- arocano - magic
- vara - staff
- arocanoreri - magic juice
Vehicles[]
- viqi - vehicle
- roda - wheel
- caru - car
- onibu - bus
- doi🤩eroda - bicycle
- trezoroda - tricycle
- vurumonibu - train (means "fast bus")
- uso'vurumonibu - metro (contraction of "usomvurunomibu", means "down fast bus")
- o'viqi - airplane (contraction of "omviqi", means "up vehicle")
Timekeeping[]
- tepi - time
- tepimini - second
- tepiroso - minute
- tepigran - hour
- tepi🤩as - day
- se👍e'pi🤩as - week (contraction of "se👍etepi🤩as", meaning "seven days")
- tepi🤩asgran - month
- tepigran - year
- nau - present
- uas - past
- uil - future
- uasora - before
- uilora - after
Astronomy[]
- spas - space
- spasiensia - astronomy
- 🤩as - planet
- tes👍iculo 🤩as - core of the planet (means "ball planet")
- tes👍iculomini 🤩as - inner core (means "little ball planet")
- tes👍iculogran 🤩as - outer core (means "big ball planet")
- casa🤩as - mantle
- casa🤩asmini - crust (means "little mantle")
- 🤩asmita - rocky planet (means "metal planet")
- 🤩as'eri - gas giant (contraction of "🤩asgeri")
- 🤩asmini - dwarf planet (means "little planet")
- ya🤩asmini - asteroid (means "very little planet")
- bocu🤩asmini - asteroid belt (means "lots of little planets")
- tes👍iculo 🤩as - core of the planet (means "ball planet")
- plasa🤩as - star (means "light planet")
- plasa🤩asmini - dwarf star (means "small star")
- plasa🤩asminifaca - brown dwarf (means "bad small star")
- plasa'sa🤩asmini - white dwarf (contraction of "plasaplasa🤩as", meaning "white little star")
- usplasa'sa🤩asmini - black dwarf (contraction of "usplasaplasa🤩asmini", meaning "black little star")
- plasa🤩asgran - giant (means "big star")
- plasa🤩asma - supergiant
- plasma🤩asma🤩asma - hypergiant
- plasa🤩asum - neutron star
- plasa🤩a🤩amus - quark star
- bocuplasa🤩as - star cluster (means "lots of stars")
- tes'i'bocuplasa🤩as - globular star cluster (contraction of "tes👍iculobocuplasa🤩as", means "ball lots of stars")
- plasa🤩asmini - dwarf star (means "small star")
- gali - galaxy
- galipica - elliptical galaxy
- galipicacasa - shell galaxy
- galigran - type cD galaxy
- spogali - spiral galaxy
- spagalibi - barred spiral galaxy
- galigali - galaxy cluster
- yagaligali - galaxy supercluster
- galipica - elliptical galaxy
- sexo - archverse
- 1 sexo - universe
- 2 sexo - multiverse
- 3 sexo - metaverse
- ...
- sexo overload - omniverse
- sexo gay - the box
Life[]
- bapo - life
- baposiensia - biology
- bapocasa - body (means "life casing")
- baxa - soul
- bara - body fluids
- barami - blood
- bara🤩o - body waste
- bara🤩omo - pee
- bara🤩olo - poop
- bara🤩oales - sweat
- baramena - cerebrospinal fluid
Body Parts[]
- ba - body part
- baha - heart
- bahala - vein
- bahama - artery
- ba'xi👍e - lung (means "oxygen body part")
- basma - brain
- bai - eye
- balori - nose
- barone - ear
- bami - digestive system
- bamisi - mouth
- bamiti - esophagus
- bamilu - stomach
- bamiro - intestine
- bamiromini - upper intestines
- bamirogran - lower intestines
- bamiras - anus
Chemistry[]
- 👍e - element
- ha👍e - hydrogen
- 👍e🤐om - helium (means "up element")
- lie👍e - lithium
- bere👍e - beryllium
- grolo👍e - boron
- carvo👍e - carbon
- aso👍e - nitrogen
- oxi👍e - oxygen
- deni👍e - fluorine
- ne🤐i👍e - neon
- na👍e - sodium
- mage👍e - magnesium
- si - matter
- sino - normal matter
- simo - antimatter
- sito - neutral matter
- siro - dark matter
Physics[]
- fisiqisiensia - physics
- mus - particle
- 🤩amus - quark
- 🤩amusara - up quark
- 🤩amusare - charm quark
- 🤩amusari - top quark
- 🤩amusele - down quark
- 🤩amuselo - strange quark
- 🤩amusela - bottom quark
- lemus - boson
- lemuste - gluon
- lemusto - photon
- lemusti - Z boson
- lemusta - W boson
- lemusne - Higgs Boson
- lemusi - Graviton
- mus🤩i - lepton
- mus🤩imi - electron
- mus🤩ime - muon
- mus🤩imo - tau
- mus🤩ima - thuon
- mus🤩ire - neutrino
- mus🤩ireti - electron neutrino
- mus🤩irete - muon neutrino
- mus🤩ireto - tau neutrino
- mus🤩ireta - thuon neutrino
- muspi - primordium
- muspira - primordium alpha
- muspiro - primordium omega
- muspiris - primordium sigma
- muspiridi - primordium delta
- muspirifi - primordium phi
- muspiri👍i - primordium theta
- muspirizi - primordium zeta
- muspire - primordial epsilon
- calemus - cuandavis
- 🤩amus - quark
- ire🤐o - solid
- eri - fluid
- reri - liquid
- geri - gas
- zeri - plasma
Metallurgy[]
- mita - metal
- mitafe - iron
- mitaco - copper
- mitasini - tin
- mitamoni - nickel
- mitazo - zinc
- mitapulubi - lead
- mita🤩ori - chromium
- mita🤐evi - tungsten
- mitalu - aluminium
- mitasili - silicon
- mita🤐are - silver
- mita🤐uri - gold
- mitamini🤐are - platinum
- mitadispiro - dysprosium
- mitamos - osmium
- mitatoxi
- mitacuna - cuanday
- mitacuca - cuanday quay
- mitoxi - rust
- alomita - alloy
- alomitabo - bronze
- alomitaba - brass
- alomitabalu - aluminium brass
- alomitabapo - portuguese brass
- alomitaca - constantan
- alositi - steel
- ya'lociti - stainless steel (contraction of "yaalociti")
- alomitafebo - ferroboron
- alomitacusa - cuanday smeele
Civilisation[]
- qira - civilization
- qiroma - country
- qirisi - city
- qiro🤐a - town
- qireni🤩a - empire
- qiremosa - republic
- qirelili - monarchy
- qirelima - king
- qireloma - queen
- qiremafa - empire
- qirespas - Type 1 civilisation
- qireyaspas - Type 2 civilisation
- bocuqireyaspas - Type 3 civilisation
Verbs[]
Rules[]
All verbs end in -re (Example: sere - to be)
All additional info is in optional suffixes
Person Information is just pronouns as suffixes (if pronoun starts in vowel then add a 🤐), for example Sere🤐ere means I am, I was, I am going to be, etc. (no time was specified) and comes first
Time information:
- -nau (Present)
- -uas (Past)
- -uil (Future)
- -ia (Continuous, can add to any time info except present)
You can make a verb with time info and person info but also you can make verbs with only time info, for example serenau🤐ia meaning "somebody is being" where that somebody can be me, you, etc and is unspecified. Can be used if the person is unknown.
Example - seretu🤐uil means "you will be" and sere🤐eluasia means "he/she was being"
If the subject is a pronoun (example: i am, he ate, it took) then don't put it behind the verb, just use the person suffix. If you're referring to a specified thing (example: the thing exploded, my underwear is stinky, etc) then put it behind the verb
Verb Dictionary[]
- sere - to be
- mere - to have
- 🤩ere - to do
- xere - to go
- yure - to walk
- yugranure - to run (walking fast) (means "to walk big")
- gra're - to grow (contraction of "granre", means "to big")
- minire - to shrink (means "to small")
- zire - to kill
- zure - to die
- pore - to appear
- u'pore - to disappear (contraction of "unpore")
- 👍are - to create
- u'👍are - to destroy, destruct (contraction of "un👍are")
- yire - to eat
- yore - to drink
- yure - to inhale
- 🤩assare - to count
- lire - to read
- lure - to write
- bumere - to explode
- afare - to see
- efare - to hear
- ifare - to feel (as in feeling the texture)
- ofare - to smell (as in to smell something)
- ufare - to taste
- si🤐ure - to like
- yasi🤐ure - to love
- u'si🤐ure - to dislike (contraction of "unsi🤐ure")
- unyasi🤐ure - to hate
- wire - to swim
- truwire - to dive into (means "in swim")
- forawire - to emerge (out of liquid) (means "out swim")
- charminire - to ionize (atoms)
- mitoxire - to rust
- mitoxinire - to corrode
- a🤐u🤐ire - to inflict pain
- perebere - to understand
- pesere - to think
- numerare - to add
- unumerare - to subtract
- nugisare - to multiply
- unugisare - to divide
- doi🤩e🤐are - to increment
- parecere - to be similar to
- ja🤩ere - to take
- jamere - to put
- u'jamere - to grab
- i👍ore - to sleep
- hare - to laugh
- pire - to enter
- u'pire - to exit (contraction of "unpire")
- habare - to start, to iniciate
- unabare - to end, to finish
- ramalare - to jump over
- pemire - to play
- pomore - to progress
- birilare - to glitter, to shine
- cucare - to undergo cuandation
- cunare - to undergo cuandaic incubation
- miqure - to mix something
Imperative[]
Imperative sentences are sentences that communicate orders / commands (example: go take out the trash!). In Yappanese, imperative sentences are structured like this:
[pronoun] [verb] [noun]
In imperative sentences, verbs have the prefix go-- or g'-.
Example: Tu go-xere para mi caru. (Go to my car)
Questions[]
Question sentences always start with question words:
- wala - what
- wape - who
- wani - where
- wamo - when
- wasi - how
- waxa - how many
- wa🤩o - did (as in "Did they really do that?")
Example: Wala sere🤐el mage👍e? (What is magnesium?)