Last Christmas

Entry number 1: 87178289174 BC

Master

Our universe is dissolving. Our universe was the only one in our supercluster of universes with negative temperatures, but our universe was also the first in this cluster. Other universes are gaining energy, their temperature is becoming increasingly unstable, and our universe is dying. But I've found a solution. Everything consists not only of physical particles, but also of ideas. I don't know what the general idea of ​​our universe is. The idea of ​​negative temperatures with thorny trees growing plastic balls? Perhaps. I want to create a metaphysical virus that will force the entire multiverse to have OUR idea. No heat, no dissolving. just the idea of ​​a universe called UNI-X 25.12mas.

entry number 2

The metaphysical gates are ready. 1... 2... 3...

What's happening?! The gates are beginning to consume me. They are filled with negation. The world of ideas is rejecting me. I won't give up so easily! What's happening to my universe? It's shrinking more and more. Everything I knew is spiraling and snowballing. Time, thoughts, feelings are losing their meaning and taking on form... But why am I alive? Why haven't I died? Why must I watch all this? I feel like I'm dissolving from the inside, the very concept of such a being as myself is ceasing to exist, it's a terrible feeling.

entry number 3

Anti master

Greetings. I am a notebook. Having entered that gate, I came to life. I was used to record events concerning that universe. But it is dead. Or is it not? The meaning of my life is to tell the whole world what legacy our universe will leave. I am sure that opening the gate to the world of ideas was not without consequences. I am bound to that universe, but I can only observe it from here. Fly, great idea, and eclipse... Yes, eclipse something there. It was not in vain that my master sacrificed himself.

By the way, here is my master, the scientist who opened the gate to the world of shadows. True, it’s not quite him, it’s “anti-him.” The gate took everything from him. The best way to describe him is: faceless, skinless, eyesless, organsless. No personality, genderless, ageless, emotionless. Eliminate any signs of life, breath, warmth, biology. The form is unstable, as if the person has been erased, but the emptiness remains. Something that looks almost familiar, but cannot be recognized. Anthropomorphic, but inanimate. A presence without existence.

entry number 4: 39914775 BCE

"Everything I knew is spiraling and snowballing" what tf my master mean't? Now i understand. Some comet fell on planet Earth, in Uni-1. I'll call it that, since it's the first patient. Why patient? Just look at Antarctica or Greenland. Everything froze. And a race of elves appeared. The main race of the "UNI-X 25.12mas., whose legacy I'm obliged to monitor." I'll now call the place where the comet fell the North Pole, and I'll call the comet: Comet Christmassalizer. My master succeeded; he created a virus, but he did it by turning our universe into a comet of ideas. The Christmas comet.

Entry number 5: 3626775 BCE

Comet Christmasalizer reactivated, wiping out 99.9% of the elves. A few hid at the North Pole, their original home, and all their technology was lost, though some escaped by flying to other planets. Saturn's moon, Enceladus, also formed. Humans began self-awareness, and mammoths began to appear. Comet Christmasalizer began to vibrate.

Entry number 6: 360855 BCE

The comet began to rise above the earth, releasing beams of energy that hit some people, giving them a power comparable to the energy of 60 solar systems. Those who wielded this power were called "Santas." Translated from one of the ancient languages, this translates to "Satan." They were also called: Santans, Elboreans, Maczamtsy, Father Frosts, and Gods of Cold. Rule softly but unfairly.

Entry number 7: 38295 BCE

During the war between Santas, only one remained alive. He decided not to interfere in human lives and settled on Jupiter, where he often took out his anger, caused by loneliness, on the race of Jovians—gas-dwelling creatures. The traces of the "primordial" Santa's magic still remain on Jupiter in the form of the largest storm in the solar system. At the same time, Comet Christmasalizer had already frozen 57 planets of the Arivian system in UNI-2, creating several hundred icy planets, and also creating Santa Clauses in that universe.

Entry number 8: 3015 BCE

The "original Santa" in UNI-1 began to die. Having died on earth, he attracted a tribe of cannibals with his moans and freezing temperatures. The leader of the tribe decided to eat his corpse, thus becoming the new Santa. Also known in the future as: Hodr (in Norse mythology), Korchun (in Slavic mythology), Itztlacoliuhqui (in Aztec mythology), Moros (in Greek mythology), and so on. Often represented in many cultures as a nameless spirit of cold, he was a true evil that tormented humanity by making winters extremely cold. Meanwhile, Comet Christmalizer has already visited all the planets in our local universe cluster. Also, on some universes, the concept of Christmas as a holiday/day of fear/end of the world has already emerged.

entry number 9: 1306 CE

Santa Claus begins living in Rus', forcing people to appease him with gifts on March 1st and later on September 1st. During that time, his name was Treskun. Perhaps the tradition of giving Santa gifts was the only thing that kept the world from completely freezing the sun. At the same time, the comet Christmasalizer filled the entire universe kilocluster with the concept of "Christmas"

entry number 10: 1906 CE

The "second" Santa Claus died before this, giving his power to his chief priest. The second Santa wanted the absorption of powers to continue from generation to generation, otherwise "people would become completely relaxed and lose their fear." But as you understand, the "third" Santa meant no harm. He sensed that hard times awaited Rus', which had already become the Russian Empire. However, hard times weren't just awaiting Russia. Yes, Russia had endured the world wars more than most, and even experienced a revolution, but that doesn't mean other countries should be forgotten. The third Santa Claus, who began calling himself "Grandfather Frost," decided that his calling was to bring joy to all children on earth. But what could he do? Yes, he could craft a sleigh and make it fly, but what gifts could he give? His magic only allowed him to create ice statues. Then he searched for something that could help him and found ancient records of elves. Traveling to the North Pole, he found a wild settlement of elves who agreed to work for Grandfather Frost in exchange for living in Grandfather Frost's house (5 meters outside, about five kilometers inside). The Red Army was reluctant to accept his gifts, but after a top-secret conference with Stalin in 1935, his presence was permitted. At the same time, comet Christmasalizer flew around the entire universe supercluster and began moving directly towards planet Earth UNI-1.