The Barrelplaka is the set of Barrelplazias. They gave god his power because bongus made them do so by mind-controlling them. Nobody noticed that the barrelplaka was being deployed to E A T the barrelplazias and now god is weak. The barrelplaka is omnipresent, omniscient, and omnipotent despite not being alive. The Pointlessly Omnipotent Worm teleports between them when he sleeps, though he doesn’t know it.