- It would have too much gravity and explode
- It wouldn't actually grow things
- It would look like a peanut
However, some guy named John was fiddling around with the Jdsjsdnfjrsjdbdbdjsndmkeskmdsk telescope and accidentally found this. They found a farm verse, even though that was considered impossible.
This verse has a bunch of farm lines, that go around in lines around. The lines get smaller and smaller as you go perpendicular to the lines until you get to the end where you have crop circles. Sometimes there is a cow in the crop circle. Sometimes there is frickin dirt